Batfreak's Cave

2010-08-10T08:47:00.002+10:00

It has been a while...

I'm now living in Mortdale (after Tempe, Dulwich Hill...) and though separated, we 3 did make it up to the farm in May to see Grandma.

I'm post Sensis, post HSS SWSD, and now studying at Tafe

http://batwebs.yolasite.com/online-directory.php

This should bring you up to speed, a little...

2009-08-24T22:07:00.003+10:00

Party went well, yay 37. Stay tuned for more at that venue, loved it.. The Hive.

Ok, sod my last post, I've created somewhere else for you to see everything. This is my talking space, so time to talk. Some of you mean well, but most of these invites are repetitive.

I've created over 70 fanpages, but I've never once used them like popularity tools for the self. Frankly, i've had enough of people sending me over 5 invites to the same fanpage, usually all about themselves. So it ends now. And i warned everyone via my facebook wall.

Applications can be Blocked one by one, so that's easily fixed. But I hereby list ALL the current invites I have: DO NOT RISK SENDING ME ANOTHER ONE. It's all in print now, you can't ignore my right to say No Thanks anymore.

GROUPS: Fight New World Order For every 1000 members, I will donate 2$ to the Cancer Foundation MAFIA WARS...... ADD 200+ Members in 60 minutes, Guaranteed! FIGHT AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Say No To The New World Order DJ Waynger's freebee's and info
FANPAGES: KFC is cruel to chickens djSPIR@L DJ THE SAINT BeXta Digital D Phatchance and Greywolf should have myspaces but i'd prefer an email telling me about them

and to paraphrase Ozymandias: i'm only telling you all this, because I have already removed some people from my friends list for doing the same.

2009-08-06T19:41:00.002+10:00

There are several reasons why I haven't actually blogged for almost 11 months, and they know who they are.

So I'll simply sum it all up by mentioning i have created (among many) a facebook group called

Calling All Martians!

- an invite for the male of the species to come together and ponder wtf the ladies are thinking these days...

Odd, it's actually facebook that has sent me here tonight (hanging with Liam, watching Creature Comforts after our pesto riccioli), as for some strange reason I am mute there, i can't post or say anything... hmmm.

I'm up to how many fanpages now? Time to count, time for an A-Z of Fanpages by Batfreak.

2008-09-09T21:40:00.004+10:00

20 OWKWARD TV MOMENTS

10. Paul 'Ocker King' Hogan
11. Melrose 'how tragic' Place
12. Bert 'I Like the Boy?' Newton, vs Mr Ali
13. Survivor - meltdown over a naked body
14. Laura 'Wrapped in Plastic' Palmer - let's get surreal, people
15. Prisoner - it had everything, violence and women
16. Gordon 'F-merde' Ram-shitt-ay
17. Diana dishing the dirt to Martin ;) Bashir
18. 96 degrees of Nudity (at 8.30pm!!!)
19. Sara BB's Bumdancer in Bunny Ears (2.6m watched her eviction)
20. Tom 'Crazy on the Couch' Cruise (and Paramount ends 14yrs of film)

2008-09-03T01:41:00.000+10:00

Top 17* Things That Bloggers Like:
1. Music - 549,000
2. Sex - 19,100
3. Art - 136,000
4. Comedy - 9,600
5. Beer - 14.200
6. Doctor Who - 1,300
7. Facebook - 1,500
8. Arcade Games - 136
9. Rave music - 9
10. remixes 70
11 mashup - 50
12 batman 1000
13 myspace 3900
14 comic books 6,100
15 graphic novels - 1,400
16 animation - 9,300
17 boomerangs 41
18 sh grafton 1

* - not really. but i like them :)

2008-09-02T22:25:00.002+10:00

Welcome to Spring, happy bday to me, twas fun at the Swap Meet (go.to/batfreak for more)

OKAY check this out, a snapshot of my fanpages, cos you won't BELIEVE the latest...

Strummer Remixed - 53 - gonna do Fleetwood Mac next (sssh!!!!)
1$t - 8, check out my artwork
2RSR - 12, my first real radio station
Andrew Denton - 527 (go, mate!)
Australia You're Standing in it! - 27
Australian Movies - 117 fans (go local!)
b00mb0x - 21 (once you join...)
bnr - 14 (tight)
brian nankervis (happy bday miss cow, who hung out with bn in Syd last night, w rachel) - 29
compost theory - 15 (visited the studio, nice one lads, c u soon for the podcast)
Stupid stupid Man - 64 (dvd out now)
cosgrove hall - 12 (a gen-x dozen)
cubeecraft - 29
DAAS - 2,231 (here comes everyone's XMESS PRESSIE!!!)
dee-lite - 153
dj earworm - 36 (one for every earworm hit ;)
doofpedia - 9
Fear of a Black hat - 63
Jeff fahey - 39
Logans Run - 369 (the goose drank wine!)
Meet the Feebles - 288
Metal Mickey - 342 (still no dvd here...)
Nicola Scott - 37 ;)
Paradigm Shift 2SER - 10 (....why?)
Peggle - 820 (this jumps 100 every time i look ;)
Pets - 5 (*ho hum* - it's a hard search, let's face it..)
Quark - 17 (geek but not yet cult)
raverpedia - 83 (need more...but need to update ALL links more more)
shawnee smith - 191 (palindromic ;)
SPRACI - 27 (go the hardcore faithful)
Stella Street - 71 (yeah, one more for Marteeeeh!)
The Big Knights - 80 (that's more like it)
The Lexx - 481 (cooooool)
The moon - 26 (yes... the Boosh moon... without posting it anywhere ;)
the Zucker bros - 33
Tug Dumbly - 49 (YOU... make it 50 ;)
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...
and, born not 7 weeks ago as u read this
JIM HENSON'S MUPPETS
-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-==--=-=
3,840 !.!.!.!>!.!.!.!.> MARK SEPTEMBER 24th NOW! (birthday coming!)
..,.,.
i can smile now - that is awesome ;)

2008-08-05T21:32:00.004+10:00

At last, happy 70th Bert Newton, and a 20-to-1 i can enjoy: MUSIC.

20. The Most influential and outrageous of music videos, starts with
Cher: a bit of gaff tape, a cork and a body stocking. When them sailors thawt
all their shoreleave came at once. Shot on the MSS Missouri, at 43 yrs old.
''If I Could Turn Back Time''
19. Fatboy Slim, and Christopher 'man he can dance' Walken
''Weapon of Choice'' with the vox of Bootsy Collins. The man can tap.
18. ''Subterranean Homesick Blues'' behind London's Savoy Hotel.
- there WASN'T a real video clip before this, in my mind. And yes, it is rap.
17. ''Let's get Physical'' - ON-J, who will play next month in Syd.
Naughty, risque... loads of studs looking at each other.
16. ''bohemian rhapsody'' - queen's greatest
I remember playing this on a highway side jukebox with family... at 14.
15. britney ''hit me baby one me teen time' spears
- yeerrrrrk. sexualized music videos would never be the same.
14. ''Jailhouse Rock'' - simple set, best hit for Elvis Presley.
- amazing voice, presence, enhanced for a clip by dancers galore.
13. ''Close 2 u'' - The Cure - played on a comb? mebbe not.
it was about space, finger puppets, the closet... i agree with Jabba too.
12.
hammer.....

11. freedom - george michael
- up yours, sony
10. get back - live on top of the roof
- farewell the fab 4, who got pulled only after 3 performances, no SMS, just a buzz
9. u2 do it as well, rooftop style with The Streets Have No Name
- pulled even sooner

2008-07-20T10:55:00.007+10:00

These fanpages are amazing, so I'll leave that last post as a snapshot of July. Here's the ongoing one:

THIS is the post i will update as time goes by, and as i add more pages:

6: Pets (found by another Fanpager)

8: 1$t
9: Doofpedia
10: Paradigm Shift (at last, double figures)
11: 2RSR 88.9fm
14: boots n remixes
15: Compost Theory

15: Cosgrove Hall

20: b00mb0x.org
22: Quark (up 8)

28: Spraci
30: Australia, You're Standing In It (up 9)
31: Brian Nankervis (up 6, held RockWiz auditions in Syd this week)

32: cubeecraft

34: the moon (34 AND ***NEW** this week, from The Mighty Boosh)

39: the Zucker brothers
45: Jeff Fahey
46: dj Earworm (up 19)
49: Tug Dumbly
56: Strummer Remixed

66: Stupid Stupid Man

69: Fear of a Black Hat (that's doubled LOL)
71: Nicola Scott (up 33)
80: Stella Street (up 19)
83: Raverpedia

87: The Big Knights

163: Australian Movies (up 120 !!)
177: Deee Lite (up 54)
208: Shawnee Smith (up 51)
324: Meet The Feebles (up 93)
385: Metal Mickey (up 93... same!)
406: Logan's Run (up 94... isn't that odd!!)

--=-= THE TOP FIVE =-=--
530: The Lexx (up 105)
614: Andrew Denton (up 160 - wow!)
870: Peggle (up 142)

2,354: DAAS - Doug Anthony All Stars (up 340 :)
and my NEW pride and joy...

4,786: JIM HENSON'S MUPPETS (AMAZING! THAT'S 4,400 since last update!!!)

-= * stats updated Sept 14th *=-

2008-07-18T09:14:00.002+10:00

MY SISTER IS MARRIED!

It's been a heckuva week (the Pope is in town, the Dark Knight just opened), so forgive me for leaving this so late. But this time last week, I was fresh off the train into Melbourne, and having a wonderful morning coffee & breaky with my sister, on her last day of engagement.

Saturday was wonderful but WINDY and FREEZING.

More to come as i recall it, but GO NOW to http://go.to/belcam

2008-05-21T18:01:00.015+10:00

THIS is the post i will update as time goes by, and as i add more pages:

4: Pets
6: Quark (finally, up 2)
6: Brian Nankervis
6: 1$t
6: Australian Movies
6: Cosgrove Hall
7: Doofpedia
7: Jeff Fahey (NEW this week!)
8: cubeecraft
9: 2RSR 88.9fm
9: Paradigm Shift
10: Australia, You're Standing In It
12: Compost Theory
12: boots n remixes
14: Fear of a Black Hat
17: b00mb0x.org
18: the Zucker brothers
19: Spraci
28: Nicola Scott
35: The Big Knights (up 6)
34: Strummer Remixed
35: Stella Street
46: Deee Lite
43: Tug Dumbly (playing this Sat nite!)
52: Stupid Stupid Man
80: Raverpedia (who left?)
88: Shawnee Smith
133: Meet The Feebles (up 11)
156: Metal Mickey (up 15)
181: Logan's Run (up 28)
234: The Lexx (up 20)
314: Andrew Denton (up 20)
486: Peggle (up 40!)
and my pride and joy...
1,589: DAAS - Doug Anthony All Stars (up 73)
-= * stats updated as it happens *=-

2008-05-11T10:08:00.009+10:00

Happy Mothers' Day (hmmm.. where SHOULD that apostrophe go....).

Before I forget to do so, I really need to log my latest obsession: Fanpages @ Facebook.
What better way to keep the memories alive, and to keep the fandom active, than by creating a free page in their honour. I'll let you know if I hear from any of the subjects - the closest I've had so far is from the flatmate of Shawnee Smith. Here's the latest list of pages that I created, along with their current membership:

1: Australia, You're Standing In It (abc tv, from '83)
1: Australian Movies
2: the Zucker brothers
2: Brian Nankervis (aka Mr RockWiz)
2: Quark (70s sci fi comedy)
3: The Big Knights (animation)
4: Fear of a Black Hat
4: Cosgrove Hall (British animation legends)
4: Doofpedia (Sydney 1996-2000)
4: Pets (adult tv comedy with puppets)
6: 1$t (that's me as a visual artist)
6: Paradigm Shift (2SER radio show)
7: Killakast (defunct, one of the first pages)
9: boots n remixes (aka BnR, ex b-n-r.com)
10: b00mb0x.org
10: Nicola Scott (DC comics)
12: Spraci (spraci.net, spraci.com)
13: Stella Street (impersonation classique)
12: Tug Dumbly (aussie poet)
17: Strummer Remixed (yay for us DJs)
23: Deee Lite
34: Shawnee Smith
40: Metal Mickey (he's coming back to british tv in 6 weeks!)
43: Stupid Stupid Man (more great Aussie comedy)
57: Logan's Run
56: Raverpedia (Sydney 1991-1995)
63: Meet The Feebles
82: The Lexx
110: Andrew Denton
213: Peggle (addictive puzzle game)
and my pride and joy a la moment...
504: DAAS - Doug Anthony All Stars (yes, Paul and Richard and Tim)
- this fanpage was 300 strong only a week ago*
-= * stats updated the following Sat - this is fun...

2008-04-01T20:23:00.002+11:00

1 of my fave days of the year, time to celebrate le jape. Here's my 2008 Top Ten:

10. My crew call in sick. @ 8.15am. At the same time.
- this didn't happen, grrr... gutless? forgot? my excuse was i ran out of credit, and the joke was on me, i had to get out of the non-moving bus and walk the last 3 blocks... anyhoo...
9. Virgin - 'Stand Off for Half Price'
- nice one, half price tickets on standing room, and calf massages for only $15. LOL.
8. Sunrise - 'Everyone swap chairs'.
- if i was Kochie, or Mel, i'd be DYING for a break from the anchoring, so i didnt even twig this morning when for a glimpse (i was late and sleepy, thanks Liam) it was Nat and Berrets instead in the main chairs, while the others covered for news and sport - damn, i would have heard Mel trying to do all the city mini-spots. And probably caught a gag or 2.
7. Kate Ritchie - 'I'm Outta Here, Boys'.
- this is classic, one of the Home and Away classic stars, announcing her move to 'Neighbours', building on the hype of her recent departure. Merrick and Rosso ACTUALLY ate it up.
6. Google - 'gDay to the Future'
- nice one again, a simple twist from news.com.au on the ever expanding google hyperability to think outside the square. And yet, i hear from dear Felix, that the concept is not too dissimilar to a current project where future scenarios (public or otherwise) are pre-written using already established social results.
So, is it true: can we take the next step, and predict the future?... moving on.
5. SCG - 'Mr Capper, Your Stand is Ready'
- haha you stupid twat Warwick Capper... as IF your history with the Sydney Swans is enough to name a stand after you. Got him good.
4. Classic prank: #3. Bald And Rude
- i'll come back to the early 20th century master of these, i promise, but this rocks. To say 'up yours' to the gallery and those who could afford such a foffery, he gave free tickets (paid for them) to gentlemen of a bald pate, and sat them where they would spell out certain words for all upstairs to read - priceless.
3. Classic prank: #2. Race me, fool
- tired of their carry-on in the newly emerging pub scene, he would challenge them to a midnight run, let them get a reasonable distance, then start shouting 'Stop, thief!' while in pursuit - LOLOL - just imagine the local bobby and any reactions thereafter.
2. Classic prank: #1. Me and my mate Paul.
- anyone from SGHS 90 will remember dear Paul Black, now an optom in rural NSW. He was captain, and lived not far from school, but a lot closer to the local radio station than me. So, would I, stuck on the farm, turn down the chance that they were broadcasting a telethon on Sunday, April 1st, 1990, and convince Paul that the year master asked me to make sure someone attended the station, in UNIFORM, to read out pledges?
Of course not. He got dressed. He stopped at the door. He rang me back to ask why he had to wear the uniform.... mission accomplished. He loved it. He knew it was a masterpiece.
1. ..... ummmm...

-- hehe, haven't got one! APRIL FOOLS: please reply with YOUR FAVE PRANK ;)

2008-01-22T20:16:00.000+11:00

Tues, 4th Sept., 1990.
Help. I need somebody. Help. Not just anybody.
What is fame? What is immortality through fame? What is profit after death? And why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?
You know, the real success stories, the real figures who will go down in history are the stars of Today's entertainment world. Practically each day, new box office records are being smashed, budgets for films are reaching record amounts. Directors, agents, and producers, are balancing their fame with just as much pay and profiteering. Rising stars in music are being plucked up and whisked away as soon as their demo tape is finished.
Do people make albums these days because they want to, or because they feel they have a suitable collection of songs? No. They do it because they 'need' the money, or do it to be seen making money.
Where are the hoedowns of yesteryear?

2008-01-10T21:14:00.001+11:00

Oh, happy 2008, all. A quick roundup:

1. No resolutions from me (all's well so far, stable at best)
2. I always have 2: one for me, one for my homiez.
3. I'm still working where I am since Aug 06. (see ya, John H... the nicer one)
4. I'll be back to the journal of HSC once I relocate the folder, since i packed up a lot of stuff before heading to....
5. Xmess 08 (see KKast re) - Liam got his farm time after all!
6. Speaking of KKast, it's rocking along, we are into a new studio, and the mics have yet to be tested! w00t...
7. Macq Dictionary are looking for a new Aussie phrase: i'm fond of 'arse antlers', the twisted tattoos above a chick's bum.
8. Love you Felix.
9. eBay's been good to us: sold a few comix, bought some awesome goodies (Lego, Batstuff)
10. Finally watched the Da Vinci code (among a stack of other DVDs on the farm): i'm doing all my reviewing at facebook : marty batfreak (as always).

Cheers.

2007-12-30T21:35:00.000+11:00

*ah, to bring you up to speed...*
below you will find extracts i dusted off from

'HEY LADIES (or Part-Time Goddesses I Have Known...)'

yep, i wrote it during senior school - enjoy
'
and happy 08 =- yep, more to come...

2007-12-21T22:45:00.000+11:00

3rd Sept., 1990.
I'd like to thank my Mom and Dad, for making me possible.
We all have our limitations. They are there, and they are a fact of life (F.O.L.). And somehow, that F.O.L. is tied in with our fate - if something was meant to happen, then that's the way it shall be. Anyway, our limitations should be realised.
That's not to say we should all become fatalists, and just sit in a corner and do nothing. Our characters must develop, but according to certain regulations and guidelines. Some call it the 'Almighty Plan', others 'the way it is'. Our friends have to realise our limitations, our family must do so over time, but one has to, and that it the most important part.
And so saying, Norman did walk awayeth, singing........

2007-12-21T22:27:00.000+11:00

2nd Sept., 1990.
Hi, honey. I'm home!
;Tis the season for love, walking through fields of sulphur crusted flower, sipping bubbly water, gazing into each other's eyes - that's right, it's the...... oh, I'm too tired to be witty. It's Spring. Boing. Whoopee.
You know, it's sometimes surprising how people think for you when you least expect it. Occassionally, someone's going to come up and give you the answer to the latest of your problems, without them even knowing it. Sometimes it's family, rarely it's strangers, but it does happen.
So the next time a problem hits you - and it won't be long, I promise - don't hear someone say something and just shrug it off. There's a time and place for everything, so what you ignore could be the solution you needed.
I promised him I'd put this in, so here goes:-
'The only certain thing about like is DEATH.'
- Scott McGuire, whenever he wrote it.

2007-12-20T22:16:00.000+11:00

16th August, 1990.
Welcome back, sportsfans.
What a day, the epitome of busy, and such a good one for myself. Firstly, it was a day of national mourning, as we said goodbye to ex-Governor David martin, love by all who knew him. In tribute, flags around Oz were raised at half mast (except at South High - 3/4 upwards).
Secondly, the President of the Federal State, Mr Kerry Sipraa*, "soon to be re-elected", graced our conservative school with his magnanimous presence. Mr Lindsay welcomed him with open, cleaned arms, while my political mentor, Miss Williams, held a state of smugness. Myself and a fellow unique mind, Nikki Chad, were lucky enough to pose questions to him - both of which he successfully didn't answer directly. Our (three of us plus accessories) photo was taken for the paper.
Thirdly, my thespian friends, Len, Matt & Aaron, skilfully worked out way into the 'finals' of the school Talent Quest, performing the act known as 'Four Yorkshiremen' by Monty Python, amen. Our success will continue....
And tomorrow, more surprises.....

*check the facebook of Marty Batfreak : I run a group 'South Grafton High School' and i'm sure by now that i've uploaded the photo of this visit - Ed.

2007-12-20T22:09:00.000+11:00

12th August, 1990.
Pied Jesu Domine, Dona et is requiem.
You know, another reason why this book is suffering, is because the HSC (Horrible State of Confusion) is getting closer, and thus, the importance of study is increasing exponentially. It's fair to say it's affecting me like his 'O' Levels affected Adrian Mole.
Anyway, today might very well go down as the start of World War 3. The oil-war situation in the Gulf has worsened to a major conflict between Iraq & Kuwait. The USA has supported Iraq (I think - gee, aware, aren't I?). Australia has followed suit, with a number of naval battleships due to set sail tomorrow.
At the centre of all this is the Twentieth Century's Numero Uno megglomaniac - Sadam Hussein, or Sudden Insane. He has just a few million pictures of him/portrait around - oh, I think he's the bad guy in Kuwait. Also, he's a trained assassin. He'd make a good postie.
We'll have more as it happens.

2007-12-20T21:52:00.000+11:00

6th August, 1990.
I don't feel so good.
Yep, I've had a perfectly good reason for neglecting this book - I've been sick. Nausea, bout of vomiting, upset stomach, puking, call it what you will, I've been doing it.
And you know, despite the headaches, the throat that feels like a drainpipe in reverse, and the vigilante tummy, I'm still fascinated by the whole process. It's like, as Bill Cosby described it, the mind goes to sleep, and the dulled brain takes over
" O.K. Message to stomach: reverse gears."
Your whole body suddenly is not your own to control. You seek the spot to 'decorate' (toilet, floor, hole in ground), and stand over it. Your lean becomes a definite arch, your whole vertebrae locks, and whoosh! there goes the next official body of water, through a hole you were mumbling out of only seconds ago. I call it the fire-hydrant reflex.
Now, who'll admit to having a look at what just came out of your mouth? Come on, we all do it! Why?.....

2007-12-20T21:43:00.000+11:00

27th July, 1990.
It was the best of oatmeals, it was the worst of oatmeals....
Hello. Welcome back. You know, it's good to see you're bringing this book to life again. Without you, kind reader, where would these scribblings be? Lost in the syntax of life, I suppose.
I've just accidentally discovered a way to study more effectively. At some stage when you're working, you're going to get distracted by a stray thought. This can't be helped, and I call it 'reflective of a creative mind'. Anyway, when this happens, and you realise it has, then turn the lights out.
This is hard in a group or daytime situation. I understand. Otherwise, turn the lights out, and let that thought continue. When you've finished with it (and it could take a while), get back to what you were working on, in your mind. Then turn the lights back on.
You'll get straight on with job, and the stray thought has not been neglected. Simple, non? Try it sometime.
Back to the groundstain.

2007-12-20T21:33:00.000+11:00

22nd July, 1990
A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four...
I was going to attempt to animalistically entertain you with a bit of sweaty, suggestive 'Mills & Boon'-type smut.... BUT I read a report on an outbreak of paedophilia in Australia (Queensland) ... so I won't.
Anyhow, these chapters better start taking direction, or this book will lose 'it'. Then again, why should they? Why should my book employ uniformity or conformity, just because all the great books have a plot, characters, theme, etc? Just so the masses can say 'Oh yes, I know just what he's talking about' in a sense of group understanding? What good's that?
No, this - my book - should follow & advertise the standards set by such giant hard-to-follows as 'Catch 22', 'The Passage', most Stephen Kings, and 'Maths for Gumbies'.
By the way, might I add that if you've survived this far into the book without throwing it at a rival sibling and announcing 'This is mouldy, and I don't like it', then you've done well. To mend you sanity, have a break and celebrate your cerebral skills with a good crossword - anything from the Sun is good, and should get you back to the book in about two minutes.
Now: "Mate, this parrot wouldn't vwoom if you put four million volts through it!..... This is an ex-parrot!"

[End of part two - by the way, part one ended after Lenny's poem.]

{Editors' note: that was a legit editors note from the original entry}

2007-12-17T19:41:00.001+11:00

18th July, 1990
Food, glorious food.
Nope, in all honesty, there's just nothing like gulping down yet another plateful of your favorite cuisine. Be it pasta, seafood, meat or vegie, food just can't be beat for good old nourishment.
Then again, there are those in this unfortunate world who have no food*. Many people will never see the wonders of lasagne on their dusty bowl, or tuck in to fish'n'chips. They will never feast on hearty roast pork, or understand what traditional homecooking means. Their mouths will never water at the thought of a fetticine extravaganza, or drool at the sight of a watercress salad in hot summer. It's true. Straight up.
So, next time, you sit down to a sizzling steak with salad, or a perfect pastry from paris, just imagine what would be like to never know these delights. Some (ie hundreds) people's idea of a reat for a meal is a fresh roll with cool milk.
Think, ponder, and give what you can/will/should to the underdeveloped masses. It's no-one's fault - but it can be cured.

* (Please visit www.thehungersite.com every day - Free click to donate)

2007-12-17T19:34:00.001+11:00

15th July, 1990
Turn not from the straight & narrow.
People change. Really, they do. Not overnight of course, but gradually. It's what what some people call maturity, but then that sort of thing becomes expected at a certain age, and I don't accept that.
No, I'm talking about real change, physical, mental or social. You'll know what I mean if you have relations or the sort. One year, you've got a spoilt, whinging, fat little thing for a cousin, and the next, a tall, bright, charming cousin would love to spend time with you. This is purely hypothetical, my dear cousins, if you're reading.
However, you don't have to be related to notice a difference. Over the years, someone who you regarded as a sort of loner, or just plain different from all and sundry, may one day pop out of the blue with charisma and style. Such exorcisms occur once in a blue moon overnight, but a series of events can certainly move things like this along.
Anyway, that's heaps for now.

2007-12-17T19:27:00.000+11:00

12th July, 1990.
Here's a go.
When your back's to the wall, when the chips are down, when you're all alone - just when you think the whole world is against you or out to get your, remember:-
OF COURSE IT IS !!!!!!!!!
What do you think - life is supposed to be easy? Nah.
Still, there's always someone on your side - you. I'd like to quote from Michael Leunig, cartoonist & diverse philosophist:-

SITTING ON THE FENCE

Come sit down beside me
I said to myself,
And although it doesn't make sense
I held my own hand
As a small sign of trust
And together I sat on the fence.

Vive la individuale!

2007-12-17T19:22:00.000+11:00

11th July, 1990.
Hey, now, you better listen to me, everyone of you...
Everyone's got to have someone to look up to, no? We are all human, some more than others, so why shouldn't we pick out certain people which appeal to our sense of heroism or ideals, and enjoy appreciating them & what they do/did.
The Lone Ranger, Tarzan, Batman, Indiana Jones, Dick Tracy, all made up, you'll notice.
The Red Baron, Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Burke & Wills, all dead.
Einstein, Newton, Archimedes, Edison, Gallileo, all remembered.
James Dean, Elvis, Marilyn, Bogey, Greta, all silver stars.
(Is this what they call name-dropping, or am I too occupied with Warholism?)
Anyway, pick anyone who is anyone in history (or will be), and I know you'll find at least one person on Earth who can tell you all about them & their lives/achievements.
And... allways look on the bright side of life...
... [ WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLE ETC] - MP.

2007-12-17T19:15:00.000+11:00

9th July, 1990.
Oh boy, is this thing easy to neglect or what? Aha, eureka:-

ODE TO A VERY OLD SONG *
" Meals that linger in the stomach for hours,
Weeds that sprang up instead of more flowers,
Poets who elucidate on a rose,
These are somethings that get up my nose.

Faces that shine but couldn't care less,
Rooms that do nothing but look like a mess,
'What is the reason?' 'Nobody knows.'
These are a few things that get up my nose.

When a cat farts, when a bird barks,
When I'm dressing down,
I simply regurgitate yesterday's dregs,
And then my nasal passage is free.''

Not a lot of sense, eh? Whell, it's realistic, then.

*- You should sing it along to 'My Favorite Things' - Ed.

2007-12-17T19:09:00.000+11:00

3rd July, 1990.
Act now - this offal may never be repeated.
I think there is something to be said for fads or crazes. You know the situation - something or someone (or plural) has so much appeal that it sweeps in fame across the world, or even a smaller area or even a generation. There is usually a deal of marketing or sales involved, so any financiers or backers who 'jump on the bandwagon' usually come away with a profit.
After a time (which varies), the craze will die down, leaving a place in history which will mould fads to come. Often, the fad is discovered by a following generation, and revitalised just to prove its charisma, or just to weaken any generation gaps.
Why do we support fads? I'm sure 60% of us don't really buy something because we want/need it; rather because it's the latest trend. Later on, however, we might appreciate the fad more, but we do look like a bunch of sheep in the meantime.
But again, do we care?

2007-12-17T19:04:00.001+11:00

1st July, 1990.
Halfway thru another year - Canada Day - Sunday.
Ah, yea, 'tis so. There is v.little that compares with an 18th birthday celebration. Barmitzvah, decut, coming out, it's all the same.
'Tis easy. At the opportune time, takee the said celebrant and help him plan a date. Take an area away from the everyday world (bush or river area is perfect), and set it up with sufficient supplies & shelter. Then select (generally) the person's closest or closer friends, and invite them along, with shared responsibilities. That way, all feel that they are participating, and no one is seen as bludging. Entertainment and happiness, believe it or not, do follow soon, along with tired bodies, in need of rest and good companionship.
Did Jayne Mansfield have a good wake?

2007-12-15T22:35:00.000+11:00

23rd June, 1990.
To err is human, to forgive is humane.
There is so much division in the world. It's no wonder that countries feel like attacking the one next door, just because they are being safe. But then, a pastoral (perhaps true communist) existence is near impossible:-
My room is separated from the other rooms, my house is separated from the paddocks, the paddocks from the surrounding ones, the Seelands area from Waterview and Copmanhurst, those areas from South Grafton, South from Grafton, Grafton from Lismore and Coffs, NSW from QLD and VIC, Australia from the Norfolk and Solomon Islands, the South Pacific from the East, the East from the West, Earth from - nah, too far.
Anyway, that was drawn out, but it proves a point which needs sharpening. Then again, if we tried to totally unite the world, we would rob ourselves of individual expression on a political scale. I think Rousseau of Voltaire said it properly.
Cerebral exercise: next time you're walking down the street, look all the way down the street, and then look how far you're going till you stop or turn. Make a note to go the rest of the way sometime.
Who knows... (this 'Who' is a smart guy!)...?

2007-12-15T22:29:00.000+11:00

22nd June, 1990.
Pain, pain, go away, rack off, clear out, don't come back.
Yep, it's gone, only to be replace by 4 tonnes of plaster, fashionably set around the back & lower half of my lower leg & foot (right). Well, what can you say in protest to a golf club sweater donned doctor with the charm of Warren Beatty, and Marianne Faithful for a nurse? Not a lot.
Since the latest (late as in 'The Late Sir...') Dance hit is pumping its way thru my omnipresent head, I think i ought to define 'beat'. My good companion, Roget (what was it, couldn't his parents spell Roger?) has a heeyuge list of synonyms for beat, inc:-
be superior . periodic . impulse . surpass . oscillate (I like that) . crush . overcome . path(?) . strike . beat about . beat one's breast . beat about the bush (Kate?). retire . acoid . submit . time .
As I look up impulse:-
momentum . pulsion . concussion . bump . knock . tap . rap . slap . thwack .
Ah, well, you learn something every day.
This is an exception.

2007-12-15T21:38:00.000+11:00

21st June, 1990.
Whether 'tis nobblier in the mind to suffer....
This pain business is really getting to me. It's so constant and present; I can see how masochists get off on it. Anyhow, I'm not going to talk about pain; it is what you find it. You can let it continue, or deal with it, or ignore it, but life has just as many letters as pain. So does carp.
Have you looked around, and noticed all the three lettered abbreviations in our world? Well, I don't know about your world, but mine does:-
MCA . MGM . ABC . BBC . EMI . AWA . PYE . RCA. ARC . FBI . CIA . KGB . NRE . GYO . HSC . CES . MTV . LRB . KFC . ANZ . AMP . ALP . SDP . PLA . IRA . SRC . TNT . KKK . GMD/KMT . CCP . MUD . GOD . SEX . ETC .
There's probably something psychological about a three lettered word or combination that makes it so memorable. Then again, three's a crowd, and every crowd has a silver rining.
By the way, my favorite rap group, RUN DMC, is made up of three people:-
RUN , DMC and JMJ

2007-12-15T21:04:00.000+11:00

Wednes. 20th June, 1990
A change is as good as a holiday.
Did I mention fate kicking you in the assets while you're turned around? Well, it happened today. Not that it was a botch job; oh no, famous fate really went to town on this one.
I currently lie perched on my bed with my injured right foot raised slightly. Pain, of course, is working its way thru my muscular system, accompanied by throbbing from my x-ray bill and clinic fees. Do you know what it's like sitting in a examination room (haha, not HSC, medical), surrounded by 'Smith+Wheeler' bandages (1 dozen per box) alongside a brown envelope containing monochromatic snaps of your pedestrious inners? Lucky.
Fate's 'piece de resistance' manifested at my school athletics carnival today. It being my last one, I decided to give it a real go, starting with the long jump. My 'go' sadly ended with the long jump, as on my third attempt, I landed the wrong way out of the pit. Funny, I didn't think ligaments snapped as loud as bones did. So, after my first and last event of the day, I retired to rub my foot with ice, hobble around, wince, and watch my few athletic friends enjoy themselves. On ya, fate. *
'S' of yesterday's chapter fame (S and T) drove me around to the X-ray place, and the rest is boring, and tedious. **
Anyway, my foot is losing consciousness, and I'm tired.
By the way, apparently the PTG's do exist...***
...they go under the alias of 'Williams's'.
(And no, close friends, I don't refer to my General Studies teacher - Miss Williams, who might be reading this - Hi, Miss, if you are! -).

PS. Yuk, I don't think i'll continue these postscripts.
Anyway, this original chapter was written in red, so if it's not printed likewise, imagine.

--- Editors notes
* - at least i got to listen to the cassingle of BatDance, by Prince, a lot.
** - oh, seems i have a page missing... that's Sharon and Tim, now Wright, nee Johnson.
*** - PTGs refers to Part Time Goddesses... the subtitle for this journal was
'...or Part Time Goddesses I Have Known.'

2007-12-15T20:56:00.000+11:00

17th June, 1990.
Forsooth, a plague upon thee.
Culture. A word spoken by critics from afar and artists aplenty. Yes, that secret ingredient of society (and yoghurt); it oils its well-turned gears and changes it into a socialising, walking, talking, art appreciating voyeur.
Where would we be without culture (except thousands of gallons of yoghurt short)? Who would entertain us at a reasonable expense? How would internationalism develop a flavour of its own? Where would creativity fall pregnant to ideallism, and have an abortion to give thought up for adoption? Where, indeed?
Questioning still, what does the average man on the street care if two hundred teenage Russian muscly blond girls train twelve hours a day, so they can bounce precision-like around a concrete stage in a tutu, and pay for their families to eat?
I made that up, but still, it's worth reading.
And yet: can a 17-yrold boy get sufficiently drunk on one small champagne bottle? We shall see...

2007-12-15T20:49:00.000+11:00

16th June, 1990
Alright now, settle down.
I feel that, to celebrate over one week of not forgetting to write more of this book, I should give the book some realism...
Awards for Being Themselves:-
1. ALAN BOND - The Man with the (Al)Most
2. SUSAN ROSSANGSTEPEACOKANEOUF - The One with the Most Men
3. HITCHCOCK - Who Really Done it
4. WILMA FLINTSTONE - Ecology's first Sex Kitten
5. ELVIS - For Being the First Star with 'Lives' for an anagram
6. OLIVER NORTH - Couldn't Even Disobey Orders Properly
7. FRANZ FERDINAND - For Being There
8. SHIRLEY MACLEAN - For Being There - Once or Twice
9. SLY STALLONE - For Ooei Mmghph Urrl Umph Err - Yeah
10. ROGET (of Thesaurus fame) - Wrote my favortie Book
wells, there you have it. A Top Ten of Sorts.
Should they read this --- write to me soon, guys!
( And please, none of this 'defammation' jive! )

2007-11-27T19:36:00.000+11:00

9. Thelma & Louise (Susan Sarandon & Geena Davies)
both really cute.
8. Mahatma Ghandi (Ben Kingsley from 'Ghandi')
very well written and produced - he nailed the art of reincarnation of an icon.
7. Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas from 'Wall Street')
Is there an inherent evil within money? We'll never know...
6. Nurse Ratched (Louise Fletcher from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
when woman hath no heart, only fury, this is when it gets good.
5. Atticus Finch (Gregory Peck from 'To Kill A Mockingbird')
and yet, you can still find it in the bargain shelf of your supermarket
4. Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson in 'The Shining')
A classic, do I need to tell you how much this movie makes it ok to bring blood into the mainstream?
3. Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando in 'The Godfather')
...i'm naive to the whole thing - i MUST watch the lot in one go.
2. Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill in 'Star Wars')
Easy - he was young, fresh, and surrounded by action.
1. Robin Hood (played by dozens)
The simplest and the best. Errol Flynn, also the best.

Heroes?..... Villains?..... a bit of both? (thankyou Channel Neuf)
-= with my thoughts =-
20. John McClane (Bruce Willis in 'Die Hard' series)
I would probably watch all of these in one go, one weekend, and be done with it.
19. Max Cady (Robert de Niro in 'Cape Fear')
Oh yes, this is a must-see for the thriller style.
18. Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormid in 'Fargo')
I've only seen it once... someone lend it to me, please. The backbone of the Cohen library.
17. Jaws (7ft2, beartrap bite from James Bond 'Moonraker', i think)
Again, anyone ready to run a Bond weekend? i need a rinsing.
16. Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep from 'The Devil Wears Prada')
Dammit - another one i need to see...
15. Mick Taylor (John Jarratt in 'Wolf Creek')
Didn't see it alone, but did see it cinematic - worth it. Turn the lights out - Aussie terror!!!
14. Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller in 'Zoolander)
Yeah, a big giggle - but i've had enough of people doing Blue Steel, or whatever.
13. Aaron 'Roy' Stampler (Ed Norton in 'Primal Fear')
Schizoid stuff - go the acting.
12. William Wallace (Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart')
och aye.
11. Clubber Lang (Mr.T in Rocky)
The best crossover from ring to film, ever. And now, he's doing Snickers ads.
10. Guido (Roberto Benigni from 'Life is Beautiful')
...should i?

2007-09-02T17:14:00.000+10:00

Bam, and the dirt is gone. His name is Martin, by the way.

WOW 6 weeks later:

- my bday: one drink, with Karl.
- Willba's bday: one drink too much - the red wine.
- father's day: today, and a bit heated....

Poker: back to APL @ the Allawah on a Tues - loving it.

Backyard Burger - nice name.

That's it - head for killakast.com

2007-07-16T20:36:00.000+10:00

MONTY PYTHON'S LIFE OF BRIAN

- this is undoubtedly the funniest film ever released.
you have to take it all in, and no matter what side of the Bible you sit on, you HAVE to watch it.

Be offended, but you KNOW why you're giggling at the audacity of this masterpiece.

157,849/10.

2007-07-16T20:30:00.000+10:00

- Meet The Parents
NOPE: i'd rather not own this one. Plenty of happy couples with copies.
(Ben Stiller, Robert de Niro)
see Romance, Yank

- Animal House
NOPE: too dated for me - i missed this era, and Porkys. Next...
(John Belushi)
see 80s, Yank

- There's Something About Mary
... moving on
(Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz)
see 90s, Yank

- The Party
WANT IT: a classic, the finest funky do.
(Peter Sellers)
see 60s ( i think)

- Austin Powers
OWN IT: had to, so many characters, so much fun.
(Seth Green, Mike Myers, Robert Wagner, Elizabeth)

- Flying High
OWN IT: 100% comedy, all the way with the air-scenario gone wrong. The musical gags, the jive flow, the ending. See it.
see Farts, 80s, Slapstick, Yank

2007-07-16T20:12:00.000+10:00

TOP 20 FUNNY FILMS as chosen by Channel Nine (australia)

- BLUES BROTHERS
WANT IT: hmmm i'm sure i've got it here somewhere - SHADES are COOL- music is life.
(Dan Akroyd, John Belushi, James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Jon Candy)
see Blues, Gospel, Car Chase

- BORAT (et al, what a title)
WANT IT: oh yes, i like! i will buy on betamax, and convert for cousins in next village. Made a lot of money just running around naked. Big ups.
(Sacha Baron Cohen)
see Yank, British

- FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL
NOPE: no real reason to buy this, but it is worth watching the once.
(Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Grant, Andie McDowell)
see British, Romance

- SPINAL TAP
OWN IT: wanted this as soon as dvd's were invented - 100% COMEDY
(Harry Shearer, oh just head for imdb.com )

2007-07-16T19:53:00.000+10:00

20 Funnies cont.

- A Fish Called Wanda
OWN IT: loved it, all stars, all best, sex with culture, 100% comedy.
(Kevin Kline, Michael Palin, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Cleese)
see Monty Python, British, 80s

- Dumb and Dumber
NOPE: i don't need this side of Jim Carrey, or duo styled comedy from the US.
(Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels)
see Slapstick, Yank, Stupid, Spinoff, Duo

- Blazing Saddles
WANT IT: this HAS to be in any classic pack they release of Mel Brooks' best.
(Mel Brooks, Dom De Luise)
see Western, Nigger, Yank, Farts

- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
NOPE: mnnnnnno thanks. Yay for ethnicomedy, Aussies do it best. Not seen by me.
(Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Gia Carides)
see Yank, Romance, Greek

- Kenny
NOPE: havent' seen it, won't buy it - a hire only if i will.
see Aussie

- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
OWN IT: (pretty sure i do!) - LOVE IT LOVE IT - OAKLAHOMA
(Steve Martin, Michael Caine)
see Yank, 80s, Duo

- American Pie
NOPE: dick in a dessert, college life in a triumph for all involved. Nah.
see Sex, Yank

- Groundhog Day
WANT IT: nice use of a spooky What If...
(Bill Murray, Andie McDowell)
see Yank, 80s

2007-07-09T12:56:00.000+10:00

7.7.7 - kill da wabbiiit, kill daa waaaabiiit!

(it'll make sense after you head to www.killakast.com )

- go, now!

2007-06-22T11:48:00.000+10:00

You know what a tautology is...

like saying: 'wet water... tragic death... hot sun... small dwarf...'

... and my fave new one: Paris Hilton hunger strike.

2007-06-19T07:34:00.000+10:00

And welcome to Winter, the one when Sydney got so drenched, people's lives literally got washed away; when a tanker got stuck in Newcastle; and when a Hell's Angel spent 8am shooting Melbourne's CBD. With a handgun.... while Paris goes to jail, and out, and in.

And an Aussie drag racer collected charity bystanders with no guard rails on the side.

AND www.killawillba.com is born, big ups to Graham for getting into the 'cast spirit so eagerly.

AND when i finally found the Old Skool thread at www.inthemix.com.au to post my old 90's flyers - yay.

AND when i moved from DOH contract to FM contract - yay.

2007-04-02T16:31:00.000+10:00

APRIL FOO- oh, too slow, the joke's on me...

...literally, cos i've had the day off (rem the med cert?), and will do tomorrow... can't stray from the toilet.

Anyway, how will i remember April Fools 07?

I WON ANOTHER GREAT POKER GAME! Another FIRST, twas a CHARITY GAME!

RIP Robert Smith, died of pneumonia, which his Muscular Dystrophy could not battle.
- his carer handled his cards and chips.

41 odd players thence (after the Mon19th sad news) to hold a Memorial Charity Game.

St George Masos' (yep, THAT venue, where it all started for me, and HE was there!).

We paid $10 for buyins, and eventually, after the club matched it, and the APL did too..

$3,800+ raised! and i came 1st/2nd (ie we both got chip sets as prizes) and had a ball!

I was seated at #1 the whole night, i did NOT move chairs, and i could see the whole room from my spot. I gave Chi, one of the TDs, her very own Dragon bracelet (see? no one took me out, so it wasnt a Bounty after all!).

I WON I WON and i threw JQ diamonds early on to win a CAP, yep, the cap i cannot buy online!

All is well.

2007-03-13T14:08:00.000+11:00

Well, my 2nd trip to the Dome (on Sat just gone, see earlier posts about 1st visit)
went just as expected: awful.

I threw all the winning hands, i had nothing but hell-raisers (pre-flop for 1000 in chips),
and i just wasn't having fun - out by the 1st break.

NB: they let all the PAYING players in first (so they could have the comfy chairs), and
grouped the freebies (like me) together.... which could explain the hell-raising.

Still, i took home an extra $40 later that night from my normal games (what a shame that Ozpoker has gone up from $5 to $10 a game.... that's life.)

2007-03-09T12:16:00.000+11:00

Jamiroquai, the greatest funkster of my generation, has QUIT the biz!

This, after getting into the Guiness Book of Records for his Boeing Concert in the air!!

Why am i posting this? Check out his reasons:

"These days it's 18% music and it's bloody 82% marketing bullshit ... Next time I do an album, I'm gonna put it up on the internet for five f***ing dollars."
Right on, bro!

2007-02-27T11:59:00.000+11:00

Congrats to 'Happy Feet' for winning the animated Oscar (still haven't seen it... or Casino Royale 007.. or Ghost Rider... or Babel, The Queen... in fact, i can't remember the last time i went to the cinema... welcome to parenthood).

I meant to post this before, too: is John Hurt THE actor for my generation?

He's played the victim of Big Brother, then the real Big Brother in 'V for Vendetta',
and Jesus ('History of the World Part One'), the very 1st Alien spawnee...

My answer is: yes. This man can do anything, and if i get my dream of directing the Green Lantern movie, he would be one of the 1st people i'd audition (a mere formality).

Where have YOU seen him?

2007-02-26T11:17:00.000+11:00

WOO HOO!

You should read the rest of my February posts before this one.

***
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..ok, caught up now?

I MADE THE FINAL TABLE AT THE MAIN EVENT (POKERDOME)!

Wow, what a day... 8 hours later, and i bit the bullet at 9th = $200 - not too shabby!

2 hour sessions, with only 15 mins break between them.... a real test of endurance.

But thanks to my trusty iPod, and scoring a comfy chair (only 3 tables had them), the passage of time was NOT a problem.

AND this was of course a free ticket, which came with $50 already... and then there was Narwee on Thurs night (3rd, $35).

Something tells me i'm quite good at this Poker thing.... ;)

LOVING IT!

2007-02-21T11:51:00.000+11:00

Last night should have been my Anniversary Poker Game @ St George, Maso's (remember: i won my 1st ever game, and that was the 1st Tues after St Vals '06).

Sadly, i had no means of getting there (it's a little too far to walk without taking a physical blow, which would have put me off my game).

Instead, i played a 1069 player Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo game at PokerStars.com... AND CAME 3RD! WOO HOO!

now THAT's the sort of training i need before Saturday's big one: The Main Event, PokerDome.

2007-02-19T11:05:00.000+11:00

YAY! What an anniversary month of Poker this has been for me!

Since Feb '06, I have now won tourneys (30-100 players) at APL (3 times),
NPL (at least once, maybe 3 times), and OzPokerTour (Sat night - my last $5 too!).

(then there's my pub games, 2nd x 2 at Narwee, couple of 4ths at Bexley North)

AND the OzPoker win on the weekend, gives me $50, AND a ticket for the Main Event.

This is a $55 buy in (if you don't have a ticket), for a max. 207 players - WOO HOO!

Rego starts 10.30am... stay tuned and wish me luck.

2007-02-15T14:31:00.000+11:00

MORE MARTYS...

Marty (Ernest Borgnine's TV series of same name)
Marty Sydney (!!!) (James Cagney, 'Love Me or Leave Me')
Marty (Wayne Wilcox, 'Gilmore Girls')
Marty (Dan Hedaya, 'Blood Simple')
Magnificent Marty (WNF..... wtf?)
Marty ('Randall and Hopkirk Deceased')
Marty (Robert Ludlum's The Hades Factor)
Marty (Pirates of the Carribean... did i already mention this one?)
Marty Krofft (...what, you haven't heard of The Krofft brothers?)
...
i'll keep 'em coming.. got some?

2007-02-15T14:22:00.000+11:00

(Psst! one of my fave mashers, DJ Lumpy, thinks my latest mash from Timezup is
'fcking fantastic' - hoorah for me, the damn thing hasn't even been mass released yet!!!)

((...cos i'm having major upload issues at the mo'.... pssing me off))

ANYWAY... little experiment:

I caught a train to work 8.30am... caught a bus in the city to work... arrived about 9.40am.

So that's over an hour of public transport.... did ANYONE notice my fly was undone, and i mean all the way?

If they did, they sure didn't say anything... ok, we're talking black pants over black boxers... but still.

It took my boss about 5 mins to spot it, albeit cos my 'faux-mohawk' hair is still worrying him.

Moral: X.Y.Z... if u think anyone'll actually say something - otherwise, RIDE IT, baby!

2007-02-09T16:11:00.000+11:00

Hooray! another 2nd @ the $5 Narwee game... $70 for me, this time!

...one day, i'll have the guts, and the chip momentum, to nail 1st.

2007-02-06T14:37:00.000+11:00

I want to invent 'ShoulderCam'.

I'm sick and tired of money, time and energy being wasted on sorting out 'what really happened' between people, when clearly a camera (with audio) on someone's shoulder would at least give people a better idea of the truth.

Invasion of privacy? Not if you haven't done anything wrong!!!

2007-02-05T07:48:00.000+11:00

Hooray, one year of Pokering for me! I'm celebrating by going back to my 1st venue ever (where I won) for February, Tues nites only, cos that was the nite i won.

ANYWAY... today's point: Martys in Media.

I'm going to start listing Marty characters. We are everywhere.

Kicking and Screaming: Marty Park
Back to the Future: Marty McFly
Biggest Loser, Australia: 2, one this season, one in the last
Shameless (uk TV): Marty Fisher
You Got Served: Marty, as himself
28 Days: Marty
Kill Bill, Vol 2: Marty Kitrosser
I Heart Huckabees: Marty
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Marty Funkhouser

2007-01-29T08:40:00.000+11:00

coming soon, a concert i saw advertised on a pole:

INXS, with SIMPLE MINDS, and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

---- what year is it, please?....

2007-01-24T14:50:00.001+11:00

What's this? David Letterman, at 7.30pm?

The sun hasn't even finished setting yet!!?!!?...

...oh, i see... it takes Terri and Bindi Irwin to justify the earlier timeslot.

2007-01-24T14:50:00.000+11:00

What's this? David Letterman, at 7.30pm?

The sun hasn't even finished setting yet!!?!!?...

...oh, i see... it takes Terri and Bindi Irwin to justify the earlier timeslot.

2007-01-22T08:46:00.000+11:00

ARGGH! When will i win the big money?

$60 here, $10 there (which pretty much covers what i've spent on buy-ins and beer).

BUT 4th AGAIN at the same venue, where the money starts at 3rd (actually, it's 2nd, 3rd is a showbag of bar goodies which TJ kindly shared with me).

One day.... yes, one day.... love Poker.

2007-01-18T16:41:00.000+11:00

Lest we forget: Granville Rail Disaster 1977.

---= moving on....=----

I meet all types of people, and i work with all types of people, but never forget: we must not disclose what happens at work with people outside.

SO...

This bizzle at wizzle got sizzled, just before she quizzled.

She HIZZLED my assizzle, but the whole tizzle, i knizzled something wasn't rizzle..

AND I WAS RIZZLE! SUCK SHIZZLE, BIZZLE!

Of course, you probably have no idea what i'm talking about, but if i didn't pizzle this shizzle, i'd forgizzle how thrizzled i am to be RIZZLE!

Trizzle your instizzles, peeps.

2006-12-20T13:53:00.000+11:00

What a day.

Australia wins the Ashes (best of 5, after 3 games).

17yo David dies in the bush outside of Sydney, trying to get his Duke Of Edinburgh award.

And the remaining half of Hanna-Barbera passes away.

2006-12-19T09:13:00.000+11:00

My mum rang me from a mountaintop in Africa last night.

How cool is that!!!!

GO GRANDMA!

2006-10-23T12:28:00.000+10:00

Money, money, money, monnnneyyy..... mmMMMOOONNNNEEEY!
(singing the Money song)

Afetr all this time playing Poker, i've only got 3 cash games under my belt:

i)$5 buy in, came 4th (3rd was $25)
ii) $33 buy in (which i won, so Free for me), came 9th (8th was $50)
iii) $10 buy in (or Free, for a lesser prize), came 5th, prizes started at 3rd

...practice makes perfect, i suppose, but i did win $20 in a mate's game ($5 buyin)

So, stay tuned for more about the NPL Final (which was a lot of fun last season).

2006-06-02T12:49:00.000+10:00

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 1088015

2006-01-05T02:24:00.000+11:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR... an update

1. yes, i'm 33 now. twas uneventful, more on that next August...

2. this is the 1st time i'm NOT at the radio station on a Wed at midnight for as long as i can remember.... which would be early 2004. Because i've left 2MBSfm...

3... because i'm gonna have a baby. Not me, but i am the other expectantee.

MORE ON THAT very very soon...

4. Poker is fun, and i play online whenever possible.

5. I came 2nd in the New Mixer 2005 at b00mb0x.org. Yay.

6. www.b-n-r.com/forum is alive and kicking, with our online radio shows too.

Peace for 2006,
Marty Bf

2005-10-10T18:47:00.000+10:00

I have registered to play in the
Online Poker Blogger Championship!

This event is powered by PokerStars.

Registration code: 2347070

2005-03-17T05:30:00.000+11:00

Dear old Lorraine is away from work at the moment, so i tried on her lovely outdoor broadbrimmed with a flower on the wrong end (i reckon) - straw, kinda.

''Oh, hello Polly.'', remarked... erm... Mark.

FReAKY: Polly is/was my mum's nickname since ...school?

So... i DO have her hair after all. hehe

http://twentyq.blogspot.com is about to feature moi, dedicated to Polly W.

and then, later, so will Cream Magazine Aust... stay tuned.

2005-03-03T22:09:00.000+11:00

According to the great cult UK tv series DOCTOR WHO:

we're not going to start 'cloning' until 3922ad,
and they will 'survive', with experience and skills,
for about 11 minutes.

Nice.

'a circus trick, of no medical value'

2005-03-03T04:09:00.000+11:00

Happy Mardi Gras, from party central.

It was 3 years ago, that i was gearing up to do JJJ's live broadcast from the party,
at Hordern Pavillion and surrounding area. Yep, me ALL night, running around,
talking to sequins, stars, stripes and... i remember a lot of ties...

Anyway, i saw a pole poster the other day. It was a bit torn, the typical black and
white photocopied Cry for A Flatmate... i think... in pro-gressive Newtown:

(all i read was) "...One Cat. Must be Gay."

----hmmm!

2005-01-24T05:21:00.000+11:00

www.bigdayout.com 2005 - someone finally asked me who i would like to see in the one day...

so i told them: chemical brothers, the prodigy, beastie boys, carl cox, the darkness, slipknot

hehehehehe - have fun if ur going n be safe n i want pix

2005-01-16T22:11:00.000+11:00

8.30pm - 9.30pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (M) 'Scuba-Doobie Doo.'
While Grissom, Sara and Warrick are called in to investigate an abandoned, blood-splattered apartment, Nick and Catherine must examine a dead scuba diver lodged in a tree.

... i thought that was just an urban myth.....

2005-01-14T01:14:00.000+11:00

Freaky new Year.

Last night, at the radio station, i went outside, and danced under the pale devil's moon light.

With a cockroach, then i squashed it...

...was it the dead spirit of the 'roach, that entered the station, heard us playing the end of
Grace Bros TV show Are You Being Served - theme, remixed - and so...

...it looked on the net, and left a link to Grace & Favour, the sequel to that show

JUST AS WE TALKED ABOUT HOW MYER 'ENDED' GRACE BROS in AUSTRALIA?

...about 30 mins before a black cat walked across our 'road' lane driving home, not far away from the station either....

on the 13th day of the year.

2004-12-07T18:14:00.000+11:00

Welcome to the silly season.

Doctor Who was the 1st to put this theory to air:

Aliens are the minds behind the awesome Egyptian mythos.

Sutekh, imprisoned by time barriers, is trapped with the form of an Egyptian god.

Tom Baker was the Doctor. Nuff said.

2004-11-04T03:59:00.000+11:00

Welcome to November 2k4. A few things :

1. www.bnrforum.tk is where you'll find me almost every day now. Mod'ing is fun.

2. It's where we do tings like http://bltc.sevcom.com - which is mainly for charity, then fame.

3. I've just put a mate to air on Boots N All http://djhdd.sevcom.com - twas Spiny Norman.

4. He's in voting capital Florida, and George 'W is for Winner' Bush has just about returned as President. Boo. But it wasn't up to me, so I have no say.

5. twentyq.blogspot.com and musicformaniacs.blogspot.com are both kewl - does www.mashups.blogspot.com still work too?
- lemme know about your blogspot - thankyou in advance

cya @ BnR soon - peas. M bf

2004-10-27T00:25:00.000+10:00

John Peel is dead.

The greatest radio DJ ever. Dammit.

Me sad.

2004-10-07T03:40:00.000+10:00

If you bid on eBay, you should ask about postage first, right?

Fairly simple, I would've thought. BUT No, not for this guy,
whose CD single obviously went missing, because he wouldn't
pay for it to be Registered (from Australia to UK):

your lucky i pressed the wrong button and gave you possitive feedback your attitude sucks mate and remember what goes around comes around.

Oh, really? that sounds like a karmic threat, sam_gordon@tvha.co.uk

Our conscience is clean, buddy - you'll get over it.

2004-09-27T11:55:00.000+10:00

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello's famous sketch "Who's on first?" would be something like this in the new millennium:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking>about> buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just sayI'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

A FEW DAYS LATER . .

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START". . .

2004-09-27T00:27:00.000+10:00

Hey hey, i'm a Mod.

No, I haven't fallen in with the 'wrong crowd', you know, the ones that hoon around on scooters & mopeds, dressed sharply, singing Paul Weller...

I'm a Moderator @ http://bootsnremixes.proboards26.com

yay - chekkit. MBf

2004-09-08T02:35:00.001+10:00

Spring has Sprung, but what's with the weekend of hail? Chaos ruled the world, for a bit!

over at GYBO, I asked my fellow funky peeps what NLI stands for: here's what they said

(starting with my set-up post)

You're NOT allowed to Reply with NOT LOGGED IN - that's too easy.....a couple of us wanna see how many variations you can collectively come up with.(mainly because someone around here has NO idea what it means, obviously) I'll get it rolling: Nice Legs, Innit?- YOUR TURN!!!
« Last Edit: 26.08.04 at 06:44:21 by marty batfreak »

hmmm... maybe:Naturally Locked Immature - Needs Less Input
Logged eve massacre - blog - mixes - music

Near Legendary Insult
(much later) Not Lacking Imagination.... nearly liked it
Logged dunproofin

No Longer Included
Logged DJ Nite - Mash Up Site totally redesigned, just click on the Smash Alien. You know it makes sense...

For all those Serge Gainsbourg fans:No Lemon Incest
(later added) Nekkid Ladies Inside
(and later still) Not Like IDC (this got props from Dj BC)
(and later again) Never Loved Indians
(and he back!) Needed: Loving Individuals
Logged Spiny Norman

(his lemon incest got this from Richie DLuX)
Good man!Now Only Fools has finished, Rodney's got a new job
Nicholas Lyndhurst's Ices
Stop him and try one.
Logged Roy of the Ravers

Noxious Lactose Intolerance
Logged The Geez

Nervously Lactating Imbeciles
Logged dj BCwww.djbc.net/mashes

Need Licking Immediately
Logged Dj Scenius

Nefarious Lubricated Instigators
Logged Solcofn

(me) Oh!Nazi Living Idiot
(later) oh, again!Nasty Little Insect

No Love Inside
Logged RadioQuita www.strangely-familiar.audio-sault.com

National League of Incontinence
Logged Freed

Nude, Lewd and Impude(nt)
Logged Mrs Chris (you'll find her around here somewhere as Undomesticated Urban Princess x)

Not Lovin' It
Logged JetSet Alex

Naked Lemurs Incognito
Logged Poj (masta)

no, little imp
Logged dj BC www.djbc.net/mashes

national league of ireland
(then added) notoriously lame interpretation
Logged JadMix

narcy lairy instigators
Logged Silokk

naughty leather incident
(eve again, kinky thing! so i had to pop in with...)

Nice.... Like It ! (he he)

what does NLI stand for....... cos theres no where to sit.... oh dear!
nearly lost interest ! now lick it
(and later, while still a Newbie) newbies look idiotic!... damn...
(and later again) nine long inches
Logged DJJB

Anything after a rum and coke: Now Lovingly Improved
Logged Charlie Blimey (he better change his avatar, the Doc was there 1st!)

(another batch from me)
and, for the frustrated among us: Needs Laying Immediately
Night Lights Irritate - for my nocturnal peeps

No Lesbian Interludes? or Noxiously Lecherous Iquanas.
Logged Kitty Glitter my net.radio station my site my blog

Nice Long Insertion - I'm obviously taking about fading a track into a mix...
(and later) Nasty Libertines, 'innit
« Last Edit: 01.09.04 at 11:09:18 by Starsky 'innit » Logged

Not Licking Idols
(and later) Now Lost Inside....
« Last Edit: 01.09.04 at 16:27:38 by Brower » Logged

Nearly Lost Interest?
Logged Paul Flex Taylor (my boy steps up!)

(but got a smack from DJJB)
never looked... idiot!
Logged DJJB

(so i chilled dem mo'fo's out with)
Nownow, Less illin' !
(he hee)

nurses love injurys
(DJJB smells a fight!)

Now Liquor imbibing!
(DJ BC drops a drink or two)

nymphomaniacs love it!
(DJJB's parting shot)

( I wind things up with)
Norway LOVES it !
Nazis Loathe Indiana(but they still didn't shoot him when they had the chance(s) ? )
Ninety-nine Loonies, Inc.(aka most of the original GYBOids who are still here!)

No Longer Interested?(solly if pearoast.....) but cant be arsed reading back.....
(TBL says it all)

(and so, curtains from me...)

Nice Laughs!It's............ over.Thanx guys, that was fantastic - I'm actually gonna grab these now & chuck them in my bloghttp://batfreak.blogspot.comYou all rule, 'cept for the inspiration - he's still a dick.

Just then. at http://www.getyourbootlegon.net - tah 8)

2004-08-28T04:31:00.000+10:00

Birthday went well, thanx all. I am 2 to the power of 5 now - and that's cool!

The beard is coming along nicely, although it may have to go before next Thurs -
- check www.spraci.net for DISCOLLABORATION 02.09.04
- the DYNAMIC DUO have our 1st billing - better neaten up a bit, then...

Go chill out at mtg.sevcom.com <-- my best laidback mix is being posted in parts there

also, i highly recommend listening to the newest Aussie booter - fukjamum - over at www.getyourbootlegon.net - mayeb one day I'll post all his stuff here....

CMC meeting on Sunday - the CMC is the collective of presenters at 2MBsFm that
the Doc and I are part of - the graveyarders, for want of a better word...

hug someone!

2004-08-14T23:22:00.000+10:00

Anagram for "marty batfreak"

Thought of the Moment :: There is no one, no matter how wise he is, who has not in his youth said things or done things that are so unpleasant to recall in later life that he would expunge them entirely from his memory if that were possible. -Marcel Proust, novelist (1871-1922)

i'ts my birthday in 3 days...

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AMTRAK FRAT BEY
AMTRAK RAFT BYE
AMTRAK RAFT BEY
AMTRAK FRAY BET
AMTRAK AFT BYRE
AMTRAK AFT BY RE
AMTRAK FAT BYRE
AMTRAK FAT BY RE
AMTRAK FAY BERT
AMTRAK RAT BY FE
AMTRAK TAR BY FE
AMTRAK ART BY FE
AMTRAK TRAY FEB
AMTRAK ARTY FEB
AMTRAK AT BE FRY
AMTRAK AT BY REF
KARAT BAM FE TRY
KARAT BAM ET FRY
KARAT MBA FE TRY
KARAT MBA ET FRY
KARAT BARMY EFT
KARAT BRA EFT MY
KARAT BAR EFT MY
KARAT BRAT FE MY
KARAT BART FE MY
KARAT BAT REF MY
KARAT BAT EM FRY
KARAT BAT ME FRY
KARAT TAB REF MY
KARAT TAB EM FRY
KARAT TAB ME FRY
KARAT FARM BYTE
KARAT FARM BY ET
KARAT FAR BET MY
KARAT FAR BY MET
KARAT FRAT BE MY
KARAT FRAT BY EM
KARAT FRAT BY ME
KARAT RAFT BE MY
KARAT RAFT BY EM
KARAT RAFT BY ME
KARAT AFT REB MY
KARAT AFT BY MER
KARAT FAT REB MY
KARAT FAT BY MER
KARAT AM FEB TRY
KARAT AM BET FRY
KARAT AM BY FRET
KARAT MA FEB TRY
KARAT MA BET FRY
KARAT MA BY FRET
KARAT MAR BY EFT
KARAT ARM BY EFT
KARAT RAM BY EFT
KARAT MART BY FE
KARAT TRAM BY FE
KARAT MARTY FEB
KARAT MAT BE FRY
KARAT MAT BY REF
KARAT TAM BE FRY
KARAT TAM BY REF
KARAT RAT FEB MY
KARAT TAR FEB MY
KARAT ART FEB MY
AMRA KRAFT BYTE
AMRA KRAFT BY ET
AMRA AFT BY TREK
AMRA FAT BY TREK
MAYA KRAFT BERT
TARA BARK EFT MY
TARA KRAFT BE MY
TARA KRAFT BY EM
TARA KRAFT BY ME
TARA MARK BY EFT
ATTAR BARK FE MY
ATTAR MARK BY FE
ATTAR ARK FEB MY
BEA KRAFT AM TRY
BEA KRAFT MA TRY
BEA KRAFT MARTY
BEA KRAFT RAT MY
BEA KRAFT TAR MY
BEA KRAFT ART MY
BEA AFT MARK TRY
BEA FAT MARK TRY
BEA MARK TAT FRY
BEA ARK MATT FRY
ABE KRAFT AM TRY
ABE KRAFT MA TRY
ABE KRAFT MARTY
ABE KRAFT RAT MY
ABE KRAFT TAR MY
ABE KRAFT ART MY
ABE AFT MARK TRY
ABE FAT MARK TRY
ABE MARK TAT FRY
ABE ARK MATT FRY
FABER ARK TAT MY
FARBER KAY MATT
FARBER YAK MATT
BEAK FARM RATTY
BEAK FARM AT TRY
BEAK FAR MAT TRY
BEAK FAR TAM TRY
BEAK FAR TART MY
BEAK FRAT AM TRY
BEAK FRAT MA TRY
BEAK FRAT MARTY
BEAK FRAT RAT MY
BEAK FRAT TAR MY
BEAK FRAT ART MY
BEAK RAFT AM TRY
BEAK RAFT MA TRY
BEAK RAFT MARTY
BEAK RAFT RAT MY
BEAK RAFT TAR MY
BEAK RAFT ART MY
BEAK AFT MAR TRY
BEAK AFT ARM TRY
BEAK AFT RAM TRY
BEAK AFT MARTYR
BEAK FAT MAR TRY
BEAK FAT ARM TRY
BEAK FAT RAM TRY
BEAK FAT MARTYR
BEAK TAFT MARRY
BEAK AM TART FRY
BEAK MA TART FRY
BEAK MAR TAT FRY
BEAK ARM TAT FRY
BEAK RAM TAT FRY
BEAK MART AT FRY
BEAK TRAM AT FRY
BEAK MAT RAT FRY
BEAK MAT TAR FRY
BEAK MAT ART FRY
BEAK TAM RAT FRY
BEAK TAM TAR FRY
BEAK TAM ART FRY
BAKE FARM RATTY
BAKE FARM AT TRY
BAKE FAR MAT TRY
BAKE FAR TAM TRY
BAKE FAR TART MY
BAKE FRAT AM TRY
BAKE FRAT MA TRY
BAKE FRAT MARTY
BAKE FRAT RAT MY
BAKE FRAT TAR MY
BAKE FRAT ART MY
BAKE RAFT AM TRY
BAKE RAFT MA TRY
BAKE RAFT MARTY
BAKE RAFT RAT MY
BAKE RAFT TAR MY
BAKE RAFT ART MY
BAKE AFT MAR TRY
BAKE AFT ARM TRY
BAKE AFT RAM TRY
BAKE AFT MARTYR
BAKE FAT MAR TRY
BAKE FAT ARM TRY
BAKE FAT RAM TRY
BAKE FAT MARTYR
BAKE TAFT MARRY
BAKE AM TART FRY
BAKE MA TART FRY
BAKE MAR TAT FRY
BAKE ARM TAT FRY
BAKE RAM TAT FRY
BAKE MART AT FRY
BAKE TRAM AT FRY
BAKE MAT RAT FRY
BAKE MAT TAR FRY
BAKE MAT ART FRY
BAKE TAM RAT FRY
BAKE TAM TAR FRY
BAKE TAM ART FRY
EMBARK FRAY TAT
EMBARK AFT TRAY
EMBARK AFT ARTY
EMBARK FAT TRAY
EMBARK FAT ARTY
EMBARK TAFT RAY
EMBARK FAY TART
BREAK FAR TAT MY
BREAK FRAT AT MY
BREAK RAFT AT MY
BREAK FRAY MATT
BREAK AFT AM TRY
BREAK AFT MA TRY
BREAK AFT MARTY
BREAK AFT RAT MY
BREAK AFT TAR MY
BREAK AFT ART MY
BREAK FAT AM TRY
BREAK FAT MA TRY
BREAK FAT MARTY
BREAK FAT RAT MY
BREAK FAT TAR MY
BREAK FAT ART MY
BREAK TAFT MARY
BREAK TAFT ARMY
BREAK TAFT MYRA
BREAK FATTY MAR
BREAK FATTY ARM
BREAK FATTY RAM
BREAK AM TAT FRY
BREAK MA TAT FRY
BREAK MAT AT FRY
BREAK TAM AT FRY
BRAKE FAR TAT MY
BRAKE FRAT AT MY
BRAKE RAFT AT MY
BRAKE FRAY MATT
BRAKE AFT AM TRY
BRAKE AFT MA TRY
BRAKE AFT MARTY
BRAKE AFT RAT MY
BRAKE AFT TAR MY
BRAKE AFT ART MY
BRAKE FAT AM TRY
BRAKE FAT MA TRY
BRAKE FAT MARTY
BRAKE FAT RAT MY
BRAKE FAT TAR MY
BRAKE FAT ART MY
BRAKE TAFT MARY
BRAKE TAFT ARMY
BRAKE TAFT MYRA
BRAKE FATTY MAR
BRAKE FATTY ARM
BRAKE FATTY RAM
BRAKE AM TAT FRY
BRAKE MA TAT FRY
BRAKE MAT AT FRY
BRAKE TAM AT FRY
BAKER FAR TAT MY
BAKER FRAT AT MY
BAKER RAFT AT MY
BAKER FRAY MATT
BAKER AFT AM TRY
BAKER AFT MA TRY
BAKER AFT MARTY
BAKER AFT RAT MY
BAKER AFT TAR MY
BAKER AFT ART MY
BAKER FAT AM TRY
BAKER FAT MA TRY
BAKER FAT MARTY
BAKER FAT RAT MY
BAKER FAT TAR MY
BAKER FAT ART MY
BAKER TAFT MARY
BAKER TAFT ARMY
BAKER TAFT MYRA
BAKER FATTY MAR
BAKER FATTY ARM
BAKER FATTY RAM
BAKER AM TAT FRY
BAKER MA TAT FRY
BAKER MAT AT FRY
BAKER TAM AT FRY
BARKER AFT AT MY
BARKER FAT AT MY
BARKER TAFT YAM
BARKER TAFT MAY
BARKER TAFT AMY
BARKER FATTY AM
BARKER FATTY MA
BARKER FAY MATT
BAKERY FARM TAT
BAKERY FAR MATT
BAKERY FRAT MAT
BAKERY FRAT TAM
BAKERY RAFT MAT
BAKERY RAFT TAM
BAKERY AFT MART
BAKERY AFT TRAM
BAKERY FAT MART
BAKERY FAT TRAM
BAKERY TAFT MAR
BAKERY TAFT ARM
BAKERY TAFT RAM
BEMA KRAFT TRAY
BEMA KRAFT ARTY
BEMA AFT ARK TRY
BEMA FAT ARK TRY
BEMA ARK TAT FRY
BEAM KRAFT TRAY
BEAM KRAFT ARTY
BEAM AFT ARK TRY
BEAM FAT ARK TRY
BEAM ARK TAT FRY
BREAM FATTY ARK
AMBER FATTY ARK
BERTRAM AFT KAY
BERTRAM AFT YAK
BERTRAM FAT KAY
BERTRAM FAT YAK
EMBAY KRAFT RAT
EMBAY KRAFT TAR
EMBAY KRAFT ART
MAYBE KRAFT RAT
MAYBE KRAFT TAR
MAYBE KRAFT ART
BEAMY KRAFT RAT
BEAMY KRAFT TAR
BEAMY KRAFT ART
BARE KRAFT AT MY
BARE TAFT ARK MY
BARE FATTY MARK
BRAE KRAFT AT MY
BRAE TAFT ARK MY
BRAE FATTY MARK
BEAR KRAFT AT MY
BEAR TAFT ARK MY
BEAR FATTY MARK
BATER KRAFT YAM
BATER KRAFT MAY
BATER KRAFT AMY
BATER AFT ARK MY
BATER FAT ARK MY
BATTER FARM KAY
BATTER FARM YAK
BATTER FAY MARK
BETRAY KRAFT AM
BETRAY KRAFT MA
BETRAY AFT MARK
BETRAY FAT MARK
BATE KRAFT MARY
BATE KRAFT ARMY
BATE KRAFT MYRA
BATE FRAT ARK MY
BATE RAFT ARK MY
BATE MARK AT FRY
BATE ARK MAT FRY
BATE ARK TAM FRY
BETA KRAFT MARY
BETA KRAFT ARMY
BETA KRAFT MYRA
BETA FRAT ARK MY
BETA RAFT ARK MY
BETA MARK AT FRY
BETA ARK MAT FRY
BETA ARK TAM FRY
ABET KRAFT MARY
ABET KRAFT ARMY
ABET KRAFT MYRA
ABET FRAT ARK MY
ABET RAFT ARK MY
ABET MARK AT FRY
ABET ARK MAT FRY
ABET ARK TAM FRY
BEAT KRAFT MARY
BEAT KRAFT ARMY
BEAT KRAFT MYRA
BEAT FRAT ARK MY
BEAT RAFT ARK MY
BEAT MARK AT FRY
BEAT ARK MAT FRY
BEAT ARK TAM FRY
BARK FAME RATTY
BARK FAME AT TRY
BARK FARE TAT MY
BARK FEAR TAT MY
BARK AFTER AT MY
BARK FATTER YAM
BARK FATTER MAY
BARK FATTER AMY
BARK FAERY MATT
BARK FREYA MATT
BARK FETA AM TRY
BARK FETA MA TRY
BARK FETA MARTY
BARK FETA RAT MY
BARK FETA TAR MY
BARK FETA ART MY
BARK FEAT AM TRY
BARK FEAT MA TRY
BARK FEAT MARTY
BARK FEAT RAT MY
BARK FEAT TAR MY
BARK FEAT ART MY
BARK FATE AM TRY
BARK FATE MA TRY
BARK FATE MARTY
BARK FATE RAT MY
BARK FATE TAR MY
BARK FATE ART MY
BARK MAE AFT TRY
BARK MAE FAT TRY
BARK MAE TAT FRY
BARK REAM FATTY
BARK MARE FATTY
BARK MATTER FAY
BARK MAYER TAFT
BARK TEAM AT FRY
BARK MEAT AT FRY
BARK MATE AT FRY
BARK META AT FRY
BARK TAME AT FRY
BARK MATTE FRAY
BARK MATEY FRAT
BARK MATEY RAFT
BARK MEATY FRAT
BARK MEATY RAFT
BARK ERA TAFT MY
BARK ARE TAFT MY
BARK EAR TAFT MY
BARK RAE TAFT MY
BARK ARTE AFT MY
BARK ARTE FAT MY
BARK TARE AFT MY
BARK TARE FAT MY
BARK RATE AFT MY
BARK RATE FAT MY
BARK TEAR AFT MY
BARK TEAR FAT MY
BARK ETA FRAT MY
BARK ETA RAFT MY
BARK ETA MAT FRY
BARK ETA TAM FRY
BARK EAT FRAT MY
BARK EAT RAFT MY
BARK EAT MAT FRY
BARK EAT TAM FRY
BARK TEA FRAT MY
BARK TEA RAFT MY
BARK TEA MAT FRY
BARK TEA TAM FRY
BARK ATE FRAT MY
BARK ATE RAFT MY
BARK ATE MAT FRY
BARK ATE TAM FRY
BARK TATE FAR MY
BARK TATE AM FRY
BARK TATE MA FRY
BARK TEAT FAR MY
BARK TEAT AM FRY
BARK TEAT MA FRY
BARK FARM AT YET
BARK FARM TAT YE
BARK FAR MAT YET
BARK FAR TAM YET
BARK FAR MATT YE
BARK FAR AT ET MY
BARK FRAT AM YET
BARK FRAT MA YET
BARK FRAT MAT YE
BARK FRAT TAM YE
BARK FRAT YAM ET
BARK FRAT MAY ET
BARK FRAT AMY ET
BARK RAFT AM YET
BARK RAFT MA YET
BARK RAFT MAT YE
BARK RAFT TAM YE
BARK RAFT YAM ET
BARK RAFT MAY ET
BARK RAFT AMY ET
BARK FRAY MAT ET
BARK FRAY TAM ET
BARK FRAY AT MET
BARK FRAY TAT EM
BARK FRAY TAT ME
BARK AFT AM TERY
BARK AFT AM TYRE
BARK AFT AM TREY
BARK AFT MA TERY
BARK AFT MA TYRE
BARK AFT MA TREY
BARK AFT MAR YET
BARK AFT ARM YET
BARK AFT RAM YET
BARK AFT MART YE
BARK AFT TRAM YE
BARK AFT MARY ET
BARK AFT ARMY ET
BARK AFT MYRA ET
BARK AFT MAT REY
BARK AFT MAT RYE
BARK AFT TAM REY
BARK AFT TAM RYE
BARK AFT YAM TER
BARK AFT YAM RET
BARK AFT MAY TER
BARK AFT MAY RET
BARK AFT AMY TER
BARK AFT AMY RET
BARK AFT TRAY EM
BARK AFT TRAY ME
BARK AFT ARTY EM
BARK AFT ARTY ME
BARK AFT RAY MET
BARK AFT AT REMY
BARK AFT AT RE MY
BARK FAT AM TERY
BARK FAT AM TYRE
BARK FAT AM TREY
BARK FAT MA TERY
BARK FAT MA TYRE
BARK FAT MA TREY
BARK FAT MAR YET
BARK FAT ARM YET
BARK FAT RAM YET
BARK FAT MART YE
BARK FAT TRAM YE
BARK FAT MARY ET
BARK FAT ARMY ET
BARK FAT MYRA ET
BARK FAT MAT REY
BARK FAT MAT RYE
BARK FAT TAM REY
BARK FAT TAM RYE
BARK FAT YAM TER
BARK FAT YAM RET
BARK FAT MAY TER
BARK FAT MAY RET
BARK FAT AMY TER
BARK FAT AMY RET
BARK FAT TRAY EM
BARK FAT TRAY ME
BARK FAT ARTY EM
BARK FAT ARTY ME
BARK FAT RAY MET
BARK FAT AT REMY
BARK FAT AT RE MY
BARK TAFT AM REY
BARK TAFT AM RYE
BARK TAFT MA REY
BARK TAFT MA RYE
BARK TAFT MAR YE
BARK TAFT ARM YE
BARK TAFT RAM YE
BARK TAFT YAM RE
BARK TAFT MAY RE
BARK TAFT AMY RE
BARK TAFT RAY EM
BARK TAFT RAY ME
BARK FATTY AM RE
BARK FATTY MA RE
BARK FAY MART ET
BARK FAY TRAM ET
BARK FAY MAT TER
BARK FAY MAT RET
BARK FAY TAM TER
BARK FAY TAM RET
BARK FAY MATT RE
BARK FAY RAT MET
BARK FAY TAR MET
BARK FAY ART MET
BARK FAY TART EM
BARK FAY TART ME
BARK FAY AT TERM
BARK FAY TAT MER
BARK AM TART FEY
BARK AM RATTY FE
BARK AM TRAY EFT
BARK AM ARTY EFT
BARK AM AT FE TRY
BARK AM AT ET FRY
BARK AM TAT FRYE
BARK AM TAT FREY
BARK MA TART FEY
BARK MA RATTY FE
BARK MA TRAY EFT
BARK MA ARTY EFT
BARK MA AT FE TRY
BARK MA AT ET FRY
BARK MA TAT FRYE
BARK MA TAT FREY
BARK MAR TAT FEY
BARK ARM TAT FEY
BARK RAM TAT FEY
BARK MART AT FEY
BARK TRAM AT FEY
BARK MARTY AT FE
BARK MARY AT EFT
BARK MARY TAT FE
BARK ARMY AT EFT
BARK ARMY TAT FE
BARK MYRA AT EFT
BARK MYRA TAT FE
BARK MAT RAT FEY
BARK MAT TAR FEY
BARK MAT ART FEY
BARK MAT TRAY FE
BARK MAT ARTY FE
BARK MAT RAY EFT
BARK MAT AT FRYE
BARK MAT AT FREY
BARK TAM RAT FEY
BARK TAM TAR FEY
BARK TAM ART FEY
BARK TAM TRAY FE
BARK TAM ARTY FE
BARK TAM RAY EFT
BARK TAM AT FRYE
BARK TAM AT FREY
BARK MATT RAY FE
BARK YAM RAT EFT
BARK YAM TAR EFT
BARK YAM ART EFT
BARK YAM TART FE
BARK YAM AT FRET
BARK YAM TAT REF
BARK MAY RAT EFT
BARK MAY TAR EFT
BARK MAY ART EFT
BARK MAY TART FE
BARK MAY AT FRET
BARK MAY TAT REF
BARK AMY RAT EFT
BARK AMY TAR EFT
BARK AMY ART EFT
BARK AMY TART FE
BARK AMY AT FRET
BARK AMY TAT REF
BARK RAT AT FE MY
BARK TAR AT FE MY
BARK ART AT FE MY
BARKY FAME TART
BARKY FRAME TAT
BARKY FARE MATT
BARKY FEAR MATT
BARKY AFTER MAT
BARKY AFTER TAM
BARKY FATTER AM
BARKY FATTER MA
BARKY FETA MART
BARKY FETA TRAM
BARKY FEAT MART
BARKY FEAT TRAM
BARKY FATE MART
BARKY FATE TRAM
BARKY REAM TAFT
BARKY MARE TAFT
BARKY TAMER AFT
BARKY TAMER FAT
BARKY MATER AFT
BARKY MATER FAT
BARKY TEAM FRAT
BARKY TEAM RAFT
BARKY MEAT FRAT
BARKY MEAT RAFT
BARKY MATE FRAT
BARKY MATE RAFT
BARKY META FRAT
BARKY META RAFT
BARKY TAME FRAT
BARKY TAME RAFT
BARKY MATTE FAR
BARKY TATE FARM
BARKY TEAT FARM
BARKY FARM AT ET
BARKY FAR MAT ET
BARKY FAR TAM ET
BARKY FAR AT MET
BARKY FAR TAT EM
BARKY FAR TAT ME
BARKY FRAT AM ET
BARKY FRAT MA ET
BARKY FRAT AT EM
BARKY FRAT AT ME
BARKY RAFT AM ET
BARKY RAFT MA ET
BARKY RAFT AT EM
BARKY RAFT AT ME
BARKY AFT AM TER
BARKY AFT AM RET
BARKY AFT MA TER
BARKY AFT MA RET
BARKY AFT MAR ET
BARKY AFT ARM ET
BARKY AFT RAM ET
BARKY AFT MAT RE
BARKY AFT TAM RE
BARKY AFT RAT EM
BARKY AFT RAT ME
BARKY AFT TAR EM
BARKY AFT TAR ME
BARKY AFT ART EM
BARKY AFT ART ME
BARKY AFT AT MER
BARKY FAT AM TER
BARKY FAT AM RET
BARKY FAT MA TER
BARKY FAT MA RET
BARKY FAT MAR ET
BARKY FAT ARM ET
BARKY FAT RAM ET
BARKY FAT MAT RE
BARKY FAT TAM RE
BARKY FAT RAT EM
BARKY FAT RAT ME
BARKY FAT TAR EM
BARKY FAT TAR ME
BARKY FAT ART EM
BARKY FAT ART ME
BARKY FAT AT MER
BARKY TAFT AM RE
BARKY TAFT MA RE
BARKY AM RAT EFT
BARKY AM TAR EFT
BARKY AM ART EFT
BARKY AM TART FE
BARKY AM AT FRET
BARKY AM TAT REF
BARKY MA RAT EFT
BARKY MA TAR EFT
BARKY MA ART EFT
BARKY MA TART FE
BARKY MA AT FRET
BARKY MA TAT REF
BARKY MAR AT EFT
BARKY MAR TAT FE
BARKY ARM AT EFT
BARKY ARM TAT FE
BARKY RAM AT EFT
BARKY RAM TAT FE
BARKY MART AT FE
BARKY TRAM AT FE
BARKY MAT RAT FE
BARKY MAT TAR FE
BARKY MAT ART FE
BARKY MAT AT REF
BARKY TAM RAT FE
BARKY TAM TAR FE
BARKY TAM ART FE
BARKY TAM AT REF
BRAKY FAME TART
BRAKY FRAME TAT
BRAKY FARE MATT
BRAKY FEAR MATT
BRAKY AFTER MAT
BRAKY AFTER TAM
BRAKY FATTER AM
BRAKY FATTER MA
BRAKY FETA MART
BRAKY FETA TRAM
BRAKY FEAT MART
BRAKY FEAT TRAM
BRAKY FATE MART
BRAKY FATE TRAM
BRAKY REAM TAFT
BRAKY MARE TAFT
BRAKY TAMER AFT
BRAKY TAMER FAT
BRAKY MATER AFT
BRAKY MATER FAT
BRAKY TEAM FRAT
BRAKY TEAM RAFT
BRAKY MEAT FRAT
BRAKY MEAT RAFT
BRAKY MATE FRAT
BRAKY MATE RAFT
BRAKY META FRAT
BRAKY META RAFT
BRAKY TAME FRAT
BRAKY TAME RAFT
BRAKY MATTE FAR
BRAKY TATE FARM
BRAKY TEAT FARM
BRAKY FARM AT ET
BRAKY FAR MAT ET
BRAKY FAR TAM ET
BRAKY FAR AT MET
BRAKY FAR TAT EM
BRAKY FAR TAT ME
BRAKY FRAT AM ET
BRAKY FRAT MA ET
BRAKY FRAT AT EM
BRAKY FRAT AT ME
BRAKY RAFT AM ET
BRAKY RAFT MA ET
BRAKY RAFT AT EM
BRAKY RAFT AT ME
BRAKY AFT AM TER
BRAKY AFT AM RET
BRAKY AFT MA TER
BRAKY AFT MA RET
BRAKY AFT MAR ET
BRAKY AFT ARM ET
BRAKY AFT RAM ET
BRAKY AFT MAT RE
BRAKY AFT TAM RE
BRAKY AFT RAT EM
BRAKY AFT RAT ME
BRAKY AFT TAR EM
BRAKY AFT TAR ME
BRAKY AFT ART EM
BRAKY AFT ART ME
BRAKY AFT AT MER
BRAKY FAT AM TER
BRAKY FAT AM RET
BRAKY FAT MA TER
BRAKY FAT MA RET
BRAKY FAT MAR ET
BRAKY FAT ARM ET
BRAKY FAT RAM ET
BRAKY FAT MAT RE
BRAKY FAT TAM RE
BRAKY FAT RAT EM
BRAKY FAT RAT ME
BRAKY FAT TAR EM
BRAKY FAT TAR ME
BRAKY FAT ART EM
BRAKY FAT ART ME
BRAKY FAT AT MER
BRAKY TAFT AM RE
BRAKY TAFT MA RE
BRAKY AM RAT EFT
BRAKY AM TAR EFT
BRAKY AM ART EFT
BRAKY AM TART FE
BRAKY AM AT FRET
BRAKY AM TAT REF
BRAKY MA RAT EFT
BRAKY MA TAR EFT
BRAKY MA ART EFT
BRAKY MA TART FE
BRAKY MA AT FRET
BRAKY MA TAT REF
BRAKY MAR AT EFT
BRAKY MAR TAT FE
BRAKY ARM AT EFT
BRAKY ARM TAT FE
BRAKY RAM AT EFT
BRAKY RAM TAT FE
BRAKY MART AT FE
BRAKY TRAM AT FE
BRAKY MAT RAT FE
BRAKY MAT TAR FE
BRAKY MAT ART FE
BRAKY MAT AT REF
BRAKY TAM RAT FE
BRAKY TAM TAR FE
BRAKY TAM ART FE
BRAKY TAM AT REF
BAM FAKE RAT TRY
BAM FAKE TAR TRY
BAM FAKE ART TRY
BAM FREAK RATTY
BAM FREAK AT TRY
BAM FAKER RATTY
BAM FAKER AT TRY
BAM FREAKY TART
BAM FAKERY TART
BAM FETA ARK TRY
BAM FEAT ARK TRY
BAM FATE ARK TRY
BAM RAKE AFT TRY
BAM RAKE FAT TRY
BAM RAKE TAT FRY
BAM RAKER FATTY
BAM TAKER AT FRY
BAM KATE FAR TRY
BAM KATE RAT FRY
BAM KATE TAR FRY
BAM KATE ART FRY
BAM TAKE FAR TRY
BAM TAKE RAT FRY
BAM TAKE TAR FRY
BAM TAKE ART FRY
BAM TEAK FAR TRY
BAM TEAK RAT FRY
BAM TEAK TAR FRY
BAM TEAK ART FRY
BAM TEARY KRAFT
BAM TATE ARK FRY
BAM TEAT ARK FRY
BAM KRAFT RAT YE
BAM KRAFT TAR YE
BAM KRAFT ART YE
BAM KRAFT RAY ET
BAM KRAFT AT REY
BAM KRAFT AT RYE
BAM FAR RAT TYKE
BAM FAR TAR TYKE
BAM FAR ART TYKE
BAM FAR TART KEY
BAM FRAT ARK YET
BAM FRAT KAY TER
BAM FRAT KAY RET
BAM FRAT YAK TER
BAM FRAT YAK RET
BAM FRAT RAT KEY
BAM FRAT TAR KEY
BAM FRAT ART KEY
BAM RAFT ARK YET
BAM RAFT KAY TER
BAM RAFT KAY RET
BAM RAFT YAK TER
BAM RAFT YAK RET
BAM RAFT RAT KEY
BAM RAFT TAR KEY
BAM RAFT ART KEY
BAM FRAY AT TREK
BAM AFT ARK TERY
BAM AFT ARK TYRE
BAM AFT ARK TREY
BAM AFT KAY TERR
BAM AFT YAK TERR
BAM AFT RAY TREK
BAM AFT AT KERRY
BAM FAT ARK TERY
BAM FAT ARK TYRE
BAM FAT ARK TREY
BAM FAT KAY TERR
BAM FAT YAK TERR
BAM FAT RAY TREK
BAM FAT AT KERRY
BAM TAFT ARK REY
BAM TAFT ARK RYE
BAM TAFT KAY ERR
BAM TAFT YAK ERR
BAM FATTY ARK RE
BAM FAY RAT TREK
BAM FAY TAR TREK
BAM FAY ART TREK
BAM FAY TAT KERR
BAM ARK TART FEY
BAM ARK RATTY FE
BAM ARK TRAY EFT
BAM ARK ARTY EFT
BAM ARK AT FE TRY
BAM ARK AT ET FRY
BAM ARK TAT FRYE
BAM ARK TAT FREY
BAM KAY RAT FRET
BAM KAY TAR FRET
BAM KAY ART FRET
BAM KAY TART REF
BAM YAK RAT FRET
BAM YAK TAR FRET
BAM YAK ART FRET
BAM YAK TART REF
MBA FAKE RAT TRY
MBA FAKE TAR TRY
MBA FAKE ART TRY
MBA FREAK RATTY
MBA FREAK AT TRY
MBA FAKER RATTY
MBA FAKER AT TRY
MBA FREAKY TART
MBA FAKERY TART
MBA FETA ARK TRY
MBA FEAT ARK TRY
MBA FATE ARK TRY
MBA RAKE AFT TRY
MBA RAKE FAT TRY
MBA RAKE TAT FRY
MBA RAKER FATTY
MBA TAKER AT FRY
MBA KATE FAR TRY
MBA KATE RAT FRY
MBA KATE TAR FRY
MBA KATE ART FRY
MBA TAKE FAR TRY
MBA TAKE RAT FRY
MBA TAKE TAR FRY
MBA TAKE ART FRY
MBA TEAK FAR TRY
MBA TEAK RAT FRY
MBA TEAK TAR FRY
MBA TEAK ART FRY
MBA TEARY KRAFT
MBA TATE ARK FRY
MBA TEAT ARK FRY
MBA KRAFT RAT YE
MBA KRAFT TAR YE
MBA KRAFT ART YE
MBA KRAFT RAY ET
MBA KRAFT AT REY
MBA KRAFT AT RYE
MBA FAR RAT TYKE
MBA FAR TAR TYKE
MBA FAR ART TYKE
MBA FAR TART KEY
MBA FRAT ARK YET
MBA FRAT KAY TER
MBA FRAT KAY RET
MBA FRAT YAK TER
MBA FRAT YAK RET
MBA FRAT RAT KEY
MBA FRAT TAR KEY
MBA FRAT ART KEY
MBA RAFT ARK YET
MBA RAFT KAY TER
MBA RAFT KAY RET
MBA RAFT YAK TER
MBA RAFT YAK RET
MBA RAFT RAT KEY
MBA RAFT TAR KEY
MBA RAFT ART KEY
MBA FRAY AT TREK
MBA AFT ARK TERY
MBA AFT ARK TYRE
MBA AFT ARK TREY
MBA AFT KAY TERR
MBA AFT YAK TERR
MBA AFT RAY TREK
MBA AFT AT KERRY
MBA FAT ARK TERY
MBA FAT ARK TYRE
MBA FAT ARK TREY
MBA FAT KAY TERR
MBA FAT YAK TERR
MBA FAT RAY TREK
MBA FAT AT KERRY
MBA TAFT ARK REY
MBA TAFT ARK RYE
MBA TAFT KAY ERR
MBA TAFT YAK ERR
MBA FATTY ARK RE
MBA FAY RAT TREK
MBA FAY TAR TREK
MBA FAY ART TREK
MBA FAY TAT KERR
MBA ARK TART FEY
MBA ARK RATTY FE
MBA ARK TRAY EFT
MBA ARK ARTY EFT
MBA ARK AT FE TRY
MBA ARK AT ET FRY
MBA ARK TAT FRYE
MBA ARK TAT FREY
MBA KAY RAT FRET
MBA KAY TAR FRET
MBA KAY ART FRET
MBA KAY TART REF
MBA YAK RAT FRET
MBA YAK TAR FRET
MBA YAK ART FRET
MBA YAK TART REF
BARMY FAKE TART
BARMY FREAK TAT
BARMY FAKER TAT
BARMY RAKE TAFT
BARMY TAKER AFT
BARMY TAKER FAT
BARMY KATE FRAT
BARMY KATE RAFT
BARMY TAKE FRAT
BARMY TAKE RAFT
BARMY TEAK FRAT
BARMY TEAK RAFT
BARMY ETA KRAFT
BARMY EAT KRAFT
BARMY TEA KRAFT
BARMY ATE KRAFT
BARMY AFT ARK ET
BARMY FAT ARK ET
BARMY ARK AT EFT
BARMY ARK TAT FE
BRA FAKE MAT TRY
BRA FAKE TAM TRY
BRA FAKE TART MY
BRA FREAK TAT MY
BRA FAKER TAT MY
BRA FREAKY MATT
BRA FAKERY MATT
BRA MAKE AFT TRY
BRA MAKE FAT TRY
BRA MAKE TAT FRY
BRA MAKER FATTY
BRA RAKE TAFT MY
BRA TAKER AFT MY
BRA TAKER FAT MY
BRA KATE FRAT MY
BRA KATE RAFT MY
BRA KATE MAT FRY
BRA KATE TAM FRY
BRA TAKE FRAT MY
BRA TAKE RAFT MY
BRA TAKE MAT FRY
BRA TAKE TAM FRY
BRA TEAK FRAT MY
BRA TEAK RAFT MY
BRA TEAK MAT FRY
BRA TEAK TAM FRY
BRA MATEY KRAFT
BRA MEATY KRAFT
BRA ETA KRAFT MY
BRA EAT KRAFT MY
BRA TEA KRAFT MY
BRA ATE KRAFT MY
BRA KRAFT AM YET
BRA KRAFT MA YET
BRA KRAFT MAT YE
BRA KRAFT TAM YE
BRA KRAFT YAM ET
BRA KRAFT MAY ET
BRA KRAFT AMY ET
BRA FARM AT TYKE
BRA FARM TAT KEY
BRA FAR MAT TYKE
BRA FAR TAM TYKE
BRA FAR MATT KEY
BRA FRAT KAY MET
BRA FRAT YAK MET
BRA FRAT AM TYKE
BRA FRAT MA TYKE
BRA FRAT MAT KEY
BRA FRAT TAM KEY
BRA RAFT KAY MET
BRA RAFT YAK MET
BRA RAFT AM TYKE
BRA RAFT MA TYKE
BRA RAFT MAT KEY
BRA RAFT TAM KEY
BRA AFT MARK YET
BRA AFT ARK ET MY
BRA AFT KAY TERM
BRA AFT YAK TERM
BRA AFT MAR TYKE
BRA AFT ARM TYKE
BRA AFT RAM TYKE
BRA AFT MART KEY
BRA AFT TRAM KEY
BRA AFT YAM TREK
BRA AFT MAY TREK
BRA AFT AMY TREK
BRA FAT MARK YET
BRA FAT ARK ET MY
BRA FAT KAY TERM
BRA FAT YAK TERM
BRA FAT MAR TYKE
BRA FAT ARM TYKE
BRA FAT RAM TYKE
BRA FAT MART KEY
BRA FAT TRAM KEY
BRA FAT YAM TREK
BRA FAT MAY TREK
BRA FAT AMY TREK
BRA TAFT MARK YE
BRA TAFT KAY MER
BRA TAFT YAK MER
BRA TAFT MAR KEY
BRA TAFT ARM KEY
BRA TAFT RAM KEY
BRA FATTY ARK EM
BRA FATTY ARK ME
BRA FAY MAT TREK
BRA FAY TAM TREK
BRA MARK TAT FEY
BRA ARK MATT FEY
BRA ARK AT EFT MY
BRA ARK TAT FE MY
BRA KAY MART EFT
BRA KAY TRAM EFT
BRA KAY MAT FRET
BRA KAY TAM FRET
BRA KAY MATT REF
BRA YAK MART EFT
BRA YAK TRAM EFT
BRA YAK MAT FRET
BRA YAK TAM FRET
BRA YAK MATT REF
BAR FAKE MAT TRY
BAR FAKE TAM TRY
BAR FAKE TART MY
BAR FREAK TAT MY
BAR FAKER TAT MY
BAR FREAKY MATT
BAR FAKERY MATT
BAR MAKE AFT TRY
BAR MAKE FAT TRY
BAR MAKE TAT FRY
BAR MAKER FATTY
BAR RAKE TAFT MY
BAR TAKER AFT MY
BAR TAKER FAT MY
BAR KATE FRAT MY
BAR KATE RAFT MY
BAR KATE MAT FRY
BAR KATE TAM FRY
BAR TAKE FRAT MY
BAR TAKE RAFT MY
BAR TAKE MAT FRY
BAR TAKE TAM FRY
BAR TEAK FRAT MY
BAR TEAK RAFT MY
BAR TEAK MAT FRY
BAR TEAK TAM FRY
BAR MATEY KRAFT
BAR MEATY KRAFT
BAR ETA KRAFT MY
BAR EAT KRAFT MY
BAR TEA KRAFT MY
BAR ATE KRAFT MY
BAR KRAFT AM YET
BAR KRAFT MA YET
BAR KRAFT MAT YE
BAR KRAFT TAM YE
BAR KRAFT YAM ET
BAR KRAFT MAY ET
BAR KRAFT AMY ET
BAR FARM AT TYKE
BAR FARM TAT KEY
BAR FAR MAT TYKE
BAR FAR TAM TYKE
BAR FAR MATT KEY
BAR FRAT KAY MET
BAR FRAT YAK MET
BAR FRAT AM TYKE
BAR FRAT MA TYKE
BAR FRAT MAT KEY
BAR FRAT TAM KEY
BAR RAFT KAY MET
BAR RAFT YAK MET
BAR RAFT AM TYKE
BAR RAFT MA TYKE
BAR RAFT MAT KEY
BAR RAFT TAM KEY
BAR AFT MARK YET
BAR AFT ARK ET MY
BAR AFT KAY TERM
BAR AFT YAK TERM
BAR AFT MAR TYKE
BAR AFT ARM TYKE
BAR AFT RAM TYKE
BAR AFT MART KEY
BAR AFT TRAM KEY
BAR AFT YAM TREK
BAR AFT MAY TREK
BAR AFT AMY TREK
BAR FAT MARK YET
BAR FAT ARK ET MY
BAR FAT KAY TERM
BAR FAT YAK TERM
BAR FAT MAR TYKE
BAR FAT ARM TYKE
BAR FAT RAM TYKE
BAR FAT MART KEY
BAR FAT TRAM KEY
BAR FAT YAM TREK
BAR FAT MAY TREK
BAR FAT AMY TREK
BAR TAFT MARK YE
BAR TAFT KAY MER
BAR TAFT YAK MER
BAR TAFT MAR KEY
BAR TAFT ARM KEY
BAR TAFT RAM KEY
BAR FATTY ARK EM
BAR FATTY ARK ME
BAR FAY MAT TREK
BAR FAY TAM TREK
BAR MARK TAT FEY
BAR ARK MATT FEY
BAR ARK AT EFT MY
BAR ARK TAT FE MY
BAR KAY MART EFT
BAR KAY TRAM EFT
BAR KAY MAT FRET
BAR KAY TAM FRET
BAR KAY MATT REF
BAR YAK MART EFT
BAR YAK TRAM EFT
BAR YAK MAT FRET
BAR YAK TAM FRET
BAR YAK MATT REF
BARR FAKE TAT MY
BARR MAKE FATTY
BARR KATE AFT MY
BARR KATE FAT MY
BARR TAKE AFT MY
BARR TAKE FAT MY
BARR TEAK AFT MY
BARR TEAK FAT MY
BARR AFT KAY MET
BARR AFT YAK MET
BARR AFT AM TYKE
BARR AFT MA TYKE
BARR AFT MAT KEY
BARR AFT TAM KEY
BARR FAT KAY MET
BARR FAT YAK MET
BARR FAT AM TYKE
BARR FAT MA TYKE
BARR FAT MAT KEY
BARR FAT TAM KEY
BARR TAFT KAY EM
BARR TAFT KAY ME
BARR TAFT YAK EM
BARR TAFT YAK ME
BARR TAFT AM KEY
BARR TAFT MA KEY
BARR KAY MAT EFT
BARR KAY TAM EFT
BARR KAY MATT FE
BARR YAK MAT EFT
BARR YAK TAM EFT
BARR YAK MATT FE
BARRY FAKE MATT
BARRY MAKE TAFT
BRAT FAKE AM TRY
BRAT FAKE MA TRY
BRAT FAKE MARTY
BRAT FAKE RAT MY
BRAT FAKE TAR MY
BRAT FAKE ART MY
BRAT FREAK AT MY
BRAT FAKER AT MY
BRAT FREAKY MAT
BRAT FREAKY TAM
BRAT FAKERY MAT
BRAT FAKERY TAM
BRAT FETA ARK MY
BRAT FEAT ARK MY
BRAT FATE ARK MY
BRAT MAKE AT FRY
BRAT MARKET FAY
BRAT RAKE AFT MY
BRAT RAKE FAT MY
BRAT KATE FAR MY
BRAT KATE AM FRY
BRAT KATE MA FRY
BRAT TAKE FAR MY
BRAT TAKE AM FRY
BRAT TAKE MA FRY
BRAT TEAK FAR MY
BRAT TEAK AM FRY
BRAT TEAK MA FRY
BRAT KRAFT AM YE
BRAT KRAFT MA YE
BRAT FARM KAY ET
BRAT FARM YAK ET
BRAT FARM AT KEY
BRAT FAR KAY MET
BRAT FAR YAK MET
BRAT FAR AM TYKE
BRAT FAR MA TYKE
BRAT FAR MAT KEY
BRAT FAR TAM KEY
BRAT FRAT KAY EM
BRAT FRAT KAY ME
BRAT FRAT YAK EM
BRAT FRAT YAK ME
BRAT FRAT AM KEY
BRAT FRAT MA KEY
BRAT RAFT KAY EM
BRAT RAFT KAY ME
BRAT RAFT YAK EM
BRAT RAFT YAK ME
BRAT RAFT AM KEY
BRAT RAFT MA KEY
BRAT AFT MARK YE
BRAT AFT KAY MER
BRAT AFT YAK MER
BRAT AFT MAR KEY
BRAT AFT ARM KEY
BRAT AFT RAM KEY
BRAT FAT MARK YE
BRAT FAT KAY MER
BRAT FAT YAK MER
BRAT FAT MAR KEY
BRAT FAT ARM KEY
BRAT FAT RAM KEY
BRAT FAY MARK ET
BRAT FAY ARK MET
BRAT FAY AM TREK
BRAT FAY MA TREK
BRAT MARK AT FEY
BRAT ARK MAT FEY
BRAT ARK TAM FEY
BRAT ARK YAM EFT
BRAT ARK MAY EFT
BRAT ARK AMY EFT
BRAT ARK AT FE MY
BRAT KAY AM FRET
BRAT KAY MA FRET
BRAT KAY MAR EFT
BRAT KAY ARM EFT
BRAT KAY RAM EFT
BRAT KAY MART FE
BRAT KAY TRAM FE
BRAT KAY MAT REF
BRAT KAY TAM REF
BRAT YAK AM FRET
BRAT YAK MA FRET
BRAT YAK MAR EFT
BRAT YAK ARM EFT
BRAT YAK RAM EFT
BRAT YAK MART FE
BRAT YAK TRAM FE
BRAT YAK MAT REF
BRAT YAK TAM REF
BART FAKE AM TRY
BART FAKE MA TRY
BART FAKE MARTY
BART FAKE RAT MY
BART FAKE TAR MY
BART FAKE ART MY
BART FREAK AT MY
BART FAKER AT MY
BART FREAKY MAT
BART FREAKY TAM
BART FAKERY MAT
BART FAKERY TAM
BART FETA ARK MY
BART FEAT ARK MY
BART FATE ARK MY
BART MAKE AT FRY
BART MARKET FAY
BART RAKE AFT MY
BART RAKE FAT MY
BART KATE FAR MY
BART KATE AM FRY
BART KATE MA FRY
BART TAKE FAR MY
BART TAKE AM FRY
BART TAKE MA FRY
BART TEAK FAR MY
BART TEAK AM FRY
BART TEAK MA FRY
BART KRAFT AM YE
BART KRAFT MA YE
BART FARM KAY ET
BART FARM YAK ET
BART FARM AT KEY
BART FAR KAY MET
BART FAR YAK MET
BART FAR AM TYKE
BART FAR MA TYKE
BART FAR MAT KEY
BART FAR TAM KEY
BART FRAT KAY EM
BART FRAT KAY ME
BART FRAT YAK EM
BART FRAT YAK ME
BART FRAT AM KEY
BART FRAT MA KEY
BART RAFT KAY EM
BART RAFT KAY ME
BART RAFT YAK EM
BART RAFT YAK ME
BART RAFT AM KEY
BART RAFT MA KEY
BART AFT MARK YE
BART AFT KAY MER
BART AFT YAK MER
BART AFT MAR KEY
BART AFT ARM KEY
BART AFT RAM KEY
BART FAT MARK YE
BART FAT KAY MER
BART FAT YAK MER
BART FAT MAR KEY
BART FAT ARM KEY
BART FAT RAM KEY
BART FAY MARK ET
BART FAY ARK MET
BART FAY AM TREK
BART FAY MA TREK
BART MARK AT FEY
BART ARK MAT FEY
BART ARK TAM FEY
BART ARK YAM EFT
BART ARK MAY EFT
BART ARK AMY EFT
BART ARK AT FE MY
BART KAY AM FRET
BART KAY MA FRET
BART KAY MAR EFT
BART KAY ARM EFT
BART KAY RAM EFT
BART KAY MART FE
BART KAY TRAM FE
BART KAY MAT REF
BART KAY TAM REF
BART YAK AM FRET
BART YAK MA FRET
BART YAK MAR EFT
BART YAK ARM EFT
BART YAK RAM EFT
BART YAK MART FE
BART YAK TRAM FE
BART YAK MAT REF
BART YAK TAM REF
BRATTY FAKE MAR
BRATTY FAKE ARM
BRATTY FAKE RAM
BRATTY FREAK AM
BRATTY FREAK MA
BRATTY FAKER AM
BRATTY FAKER MA
BRATTY FAME ARK
BRATTY MAKE FAR
BRATTY ARK AM FE
BRATTY ARK MA FE
BRAY FREAK MATT
BRAY FAKER MATT
BRAY MAKER TAFT
BRAY MARKET AFT
BRAY MARKET FAT
BRAY TEAM KRAFT
BRAY MEAT KRAFT
BRAY MATE KRAFT
BRAY META KRAFT
BRAY TAME KRAFT
BRAY KRAFT AM ET
BRAY KRAFT MA ET
BRAY KRAFT AT EM
BRAY KRAFT AT ME
BRAY AFT MARK ET
BRAY AFT ARK MET
BRAY AFT AM TREK
BRAY AFT MA TREK
BRAY FAT MARK ET
BRAY FAT ARK MET
BRAY FAT AM TREK
BRAY FAT MA TREK
BRAY TAFT ARK EM
BRAY TAFT ARK ME
BRAY MARK AT EFT
BRAY MARK TAT FE
BRAY ARK MAT EFT
BRAY ARK TAM EFT
BRAY ARK MATT FE
BAT FAKE MAR TRY
BAT FAKE ARM TRY
BAT FAKE RAM TRY
BAT FAKE MARTYR
BAT FREAK AM TRY
BAT FREAK MA TRY
BAT FREAK MARTY
BAT FREAK RAT MY
BAT FREAK TAR MY
BAT FREAK ART MY
BAT FAKER AM TRY
BAT FAKER MA TRY
BAT FAKER MARTY
BAT FAKER RAT MY
BAT FAKER TAR MY
BAT FAKER ART MY
BAT FREAKY MART
BAT FREAKY TRAM
BAT FAKERY MART
BAT FAKERY TRAM
BAT FAME ARK TRY
BAT AFTER ARK MY
BAT MAKE FAR TRY
BAT MAKE RAT FRY
BAT MAKE TAR FRY
BAT MAKE ART FRY
BAT MAKER AT FRY
BAT MARKET FRAY
BAT RAKE FRAT MY
BAT RAKE RAFT MY
BAT RAKE MAT FRY
BAT RAKE TAM FRY
BAT RAKER AFT MY
BAT RAKER FAT MY
BAT TAKER FAR MY
BAT TAKER AM FRY
BAT TAKER MA FRY
BAT KATE MAR FRY
BAT KATE ARM FRY
BAT KATE RAM FRY
BAT TAKE MAR FRY
BAT TAKE ARM FRY
BAT TAKE RAM FRY
BAT TEAK MAR FRY
BAT TEAK ARM FRY
BAT TEAK RAM FRY
BAT MAYER KRAFT
BAT TEAM ARK FRY
BAT MEAT ARK FRY
BAT MATE ARK FRY
BAT META ARK FRY
BAT TAME ARK FRY
BAT ERA KRAFT MY
BAT ARE KRAFT MY
BAT EAR KRAFT MY
BAT RAE KRAFT MY
BAT ETA MARK FRY
BAT EAT MARK FRY
BAT TEA MARK FRY
BAT ATE MARK FRY
BAT KRAFT AM REY
BAT KRAFT AM RYE
BAT KRAFT MA REY
BAT KRAFT MA RYE
BAT KRAFT MAR YE
BAT KRAFT ARM YE
BAT KRAFT RAM YE
BAT KRAFT YAM RE
BAT KRAFT MAY RE
BAT KRAFT AMY RE
BAT KRAFT RAY EM
BAT KRAFT RAY ME
BAT FARM ARK YET
BAT FARM KAY TER
BAT FARM KAY RET
BAT FARM YAK TER
BAT FARM YAK RET
BAT FARM RAT KEY
BAT FARM TAR KEY
BAT FARM ART KEY
BAT FAR MARK YET
BAT FAR ARK ET MY
BAT FAR KAY TERM
BAT FAR YAK TERM
BAT FAR MAR TYKE
BAT FAR ARM TYKE
BAT FAR RAM TYKE
BAT FAR MART KEY
BAT FAR TRAM KEY
BAT FAR YAM TREK
BAT FAR MAY TREK
BAT FAR AMY TREK
BAT FRAT MARK YE
BAT FRAT KAY MER
BAT FRAT YAK MER
BAT FRAT MAR KEY
BAT FRAT ARM KEY
BAT FRAT RAM KEY
BAT RAFT MARK YE
BAT RAFT KAY MER
BAT RAFT YAK MER
BAT RAFT MAR KEY
BAT RAFT ARM KEY
BAT RAFT RAM KEY
BAT FRAY MARK ET
BAT FRAY ARK MET
BAT FRAY AM TREK
BAT FRAY MA TREK
BAT AFT MARK REY
BAT AFT MARK RYE
BAT AFT ARK REMY
BAT AFT ARK RE MY
BAT AFT AM KERRY
BAT AFT MA KERRY
BAT AFT YAM KERR
BAT AFT MAY KERR
BAT AFT AMY KERR
BAT FAT MARK REY
BAT FAT MARK RYE
BAT FAT ARK REMY
BAT FAT ARK RE MY
BAT FAT AM KERRY
BAT FAT MA KERRY
BAT FAT YAM KERR
BAT FAT MAY KERR
BAT FAT AMY KERR
BAT FAY MARK TER
BAT FAY MARK RET
BAT FAY ARK TERM
BAT FAY MAR TREK
BAT FAY ARM TREK
BAT FAY RAM TREK
BAT FAY MAT KERR
BAT FAY TAM KERR
BAT MARK RAT FEY
BAT MARK TAR FEY
BAT MARK ART FEY
BAT MARK TRAY FE
BAT MARK ARTY FE
BAT MARK RAY EFT
BAT MARK AT FRYE
BAT MARK AT FREY
BAT ARK AM FE TRY
BAT ARK AM ET FRY
BAT ARK MA FE TRY
BAT ARK MA ET FRY
BAT ARK MART FEY
BAT ARK TRAM FEY
BAT ARK MARTY FE
BAT ARK MARY EFT
BAT ARK ARMY EFT
BAT ARK MYRA EFT
BAT ARK MAT FRYE
BAT ARK MAT FREY
BAT ARK TAM FRYE
BAT ARK TAM FREY
BAT ARK YAM FRET
BAT ARK MAY FRET
BAT ARK AMY FRET
BAT ARK RAT FE MY
BAT ARK TAR FE MY
BAT ARK ART FE MY
BAT ARK AT REF MY
BAT ARK AT EM FRY
BAT ARK AT ME FRY
BAT KAY MAR FRET
BAT KAY ARM FRET
BAT KAY RAM FRET
BAT KAY MART REF
BAT KAY TRAM REF
BAT YAK MAR FRET
BAT YAK ARM FRET
BAT YAK RAM FRET
BAT YAK MART REF
BAT YAK TRAM REF
TAB FAKE MAR TRY
TAB FAKE ARM TRY
TAB FAKE RAM TRY
TAB FAKE MARTYR
TAB FREAK AM TRY
TAB FREAK MA TRY
TAB FREAK MARTY
TAB FREAK RAT MY
TAB FREAK TAR MY
TAB FREAK ART MY
TAB FAKER AM TRY
TAB FAKER MA TRY
TAB FAKER MARTY
TAB FAKER RAT MY
TAB FAKER TAR MY
TAB FAKER ART MY
TAB FREAKY MART
TAB FREAKY TRAM
TAB FAKERY MART
TAB FAKERY TRAM
TAB FAME ARK TRY
TAB AFTER ARK MY
TAB MAKE FAR TRY
TAB MAKE RAT FRY
TAB MAKE TAR FRY
TAB MAKE ART FRY
TAB MAKER AT FRY
TAB MARKET FRAY
TAB RAKE FRAT MY
TAB RAKE RAFT MY
TAB RAKE MAT FRY
TAB RAKE TAM FRY
TAB RAKER AFT MY
TAB RAKER FAT MY
TAB TAKER FAR MY
TAB TAKER AM FRY
TAB TAKER MA FRY
TAB KATE MAR FRY
TAB KATE ARM FRY
TAB KATE RAM FRY
TAB TAKE MAR FRY
TAB TAKE ARM FRY
TAB TAKE RAM FRY
TAB TEAK MAR FRY
TAB TEAK ARM FRY
TAB TEAK RAM FRY
TAB MAYER KRAFT
TAB TEAM ARK FRY
TAB MEAT ARK FRY
TAB MATE ARK FRY
TAB META ARK FRY
TAB TAME ARK FRY
TAB ERA KRAFT MY
TAB ARE KRAFT MY
TAB EAR KRAFT MY
TAB RAE KRAFT MY
TAB ETA MARK FRY
TAB EAT MARK FRY
TAB TEA MARK FRY
TAB ATE MARK FRY
TAB KRAFT AM REY
TAB KRAFT AM RYE
TAB KRAFT MA REY
TAB KRAFT MA RYE
TAB KRAFT MAR YE
TAB KRAFT ARM YE
TAB KRAFT RAM YE
TAB KRAFT YAM RE
TAB KRAFT MAY RE
TAB KRAFT AMY RE
TAB KRAFT RAY EM
TAB KRAFT RAY ME
TAB FARM ARK YET
TAB FARM KAY TER
TAB FARM KAY RET
TAB FARM YAK TER
TAB FARM YAK RET
TAB FARM RAT KEY
TAB FARM TAR KEY
TAB FARM ART KEY
TAB FAR MARK YET
TAB FAR ARK ET MY
TAB FAR KAY TERM
TAB FAR YAK TERM
TAB FAR MAR TYKE
TAB FAR ARM TYKE
TAB FAR RAM TYKE
TAB FAR MART KEY
TAB FAR TRAM KEY
TAB FAR YAM TREK
TAB FAR MAY TREK
TAB FAR AMY TREK
TAB FRAT MARK YE
TAB FRAT KAY MER
TAB FRAT YAK MER
TAB FRAT MAR KEY
TAB FRAT ARM KEY
TAB FRAT RAM KEY
TAB RAFT MARK YE
TAB RAFT KAY MER
TAB RAFT YAK MER
TAB RAFT MAR KEY
TAB RAFT ARM KEY
TAB RAFT RAM KEY
TAB FRAY MARK ET
TAB FRAY ARK MET
TAB FRAY AM TREK
TAB FRAY MA TREK
TAB AFT MARK REY
TAB AFT MARK RYE
TAB AFT ARK REMY
TAB AFT ARK RE MY
TAB AFT AM KERRY
TAB AFT MA KERRY
TAB AFT YAM KERR
TAB AFT MAY KERR
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YAK TRAM TAR FEB
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2004-08-07T16:57:00.000+10:00

spotted in a Sydney crossword - it resulted in hundreds of Hey, you made a mistake, letters being sent in...

''' 29 Across. '''

(the answer was eight letters long...... it was CLUELESS)

2004-07-30T14:59:00.000+10:00

I haven't shaved for well over a week, I haven't showered in a day and a half... and, can I just say, it feels grrrreat!
My face is warmer, yep, and I don't feel like cleaning up for anyone or anything - woo hooo! Go dirty, go dirty, go dirty...... (*of course I'l shower soon, i just wanted to get that down on blog 1st*)

2004-07-29T23:14:00.000+10:00

Part of me will always miss national radio (JJJ), but another more important part of me knows how much fun and freedom there is in community radio. Hell, would I even bother archiving mid-dawn shifts based on the JJJ library? of course not.

2nd Sept - if you live in Sydney, please come and support our station.

2004-07-27T11:24:00.000+10:00

Well, i'm certainly not going down in history as one of Sydney's most dedicated bloggers, am I?

I've been caught up in the WWW's of boots, radio, eBay & such, and as such, this poor little blog has been neglected - like so many others...

Well, here's some news: it's my birthday next month. Also i'm thinking of growing a beard. Also winter sux. http://groups.msn.com/martysbatcave c ya these i hope

2004-06-29T11:41:00.000+10:00

RIGHT? WRONG! - more of the same....

WHEN she dumps you for Them, because They're a better kisser, just be sad till school's over for the day.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Tell her the gym teacher reckons They're a lousy root, though.

WHEN the street press gives your debut album the thumbs down as boring and unoriginal, ignore them and keep writing.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Plagiariase the fucker ad nauseum eternal in some obscure website.

WHEN the babysitter cancels for the 3rd time, get a new one.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Ring the school nurse, to share your concern as a citizen about a student's blossoming sexuality...

WHEN a friend goes off the rails on speed or coke, forgive them, they'll clean up eventually.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Always have some 'gear' handy... lines of free, household grade, cleaning powder.

WHEN your house party won't go home, be a good host, and wait.... RIGHT?
WRONG! No one likes smell of gas!... Where's the kitchen?

WHEN all they can think of for a personal present is a personal chqeue, say thankyou and buy something nice.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Give it back at the next opportunity - it says it all! Very equivocal, very egalitarian.

WHEN your students insist on farting throughout class, open a window and remind them it's childish.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Make them form TWO lines: one inspects the other for farts pending, then they SWAP!

WHEN in Australia, get ready to learn NO WORRIES, SHE'S APPLES and TOO EASY, and use them in everyday chat.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Keep them guessing: 'TOO APPLES', 'HALF A WORRY'.... etc

WHEN a mate's trying to get his band started, hell, everyone needs a roadie - help 'em out!... RIGHT?
WRONG! Audition each band member for the suitability of being a good boss.

All you need is love, RIGHT? WRONG! $ex $ells!

WHEN you get a public servant who seems to ignore the bleeding obvious before questioning you, you just nod and affirm the obvious. RIGHT?
WRONG! Bring along a mate to act as English Interpreter (they're handy both ways, and it is your Right to have one)

WHEN someone you don't know for at least a year wants to live with you, at all, ever, you remember what a good samaritan is, and say yes. RIGHT?
WRONG! Get their bank account details, and test the details, it's Today's Sign of Trust !

WHEN you can't get your public liability policy renewed, cancel the event and help destroy modern entertainment. RIGHT?
WRONG! Run the event, and put the insurance company on the posters as a PRIMARY SPONSOR - their marketing department will probably foot the bill!

WHEN your middle-management supervisor complains that ''it's not my decision, I feel awful about this '' while he fires you, make him feel better by leaving quietly. RIGHT?
WRONG! Make him feel better with a punch in the face, GIVING him a reason to feel awful.

WHEN your ISP hassles you for money (while the rates continue to rise), just pay them, it's worth it. RIGHT?
WRONG! Tell them certain AOL executives won't be getting their ''special Christmas eCards'' this year, unless your accounts are left intact.

WHEN you're DJing a party, and some punter thinks requests are still cool, you say 'Ok, sure'. RIGHT?
WRONG! Ask them for $1, or $2 for 3 tracks, then tell them where your SLOT is located.

...and that'll do for Winter. Been busy, gang, listen to me at batfreak.sevcom.com

2004-05-13T03:44:00.000+10:00

RIGHT? WRONG! - what you wanna do, but what you OUGHTA do instead:::

WHEN the class bully threatens you for the umpteenth time, just sweat, look intimidated and shut up... RIGHT?
WRONG! Be a REAL nerd, send yourSELF to the Principal, BEFORE you smash a chair over the dickhead!

WHEN your art or novel gets rejected by the 1st publisher you thought of, don't reply. Just move on... RIGHT?
WRONG! Reply with 'HA HA you will NEVER see my finest work!'

WHEN you've blamed your alarm clock, too often, just admit tahgt you sleep in too much... RIGHT?
WRONG! Show that the receipt confirms you bought the clock in QLD, and it refuses to keep up with the rest of the country.

WHEN that musician you've supported since the early days FINALLY makes the big time, get an autograph... RIGHT?
WRONG! Ask for a refund on all the earlier, crappier albums.

WHEN the redneck gets promoted before you, just talk a little slower at team meetings.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Keep repeating your personal invitation to join you at Anger Management class.

WHEN your neighbours fuck loud & often, just wait for a quiet night and you'll catch up on your sleep.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Wait for a quiet night, then leave a note under the door - 'SORRY I MISSED BOTH OF YOU....'

WHEN you have to tell Aust.Post what your valuable missing package contained, tell them everything about the contents... RIGHT?
WRONG! 'It was full of white powder that I need.... very soon!'

WHEN your football team loses yet another grand final, shake the line-up about, vigorously.... RIGHT?
WRONG! Sack the waterboy, and move everyone from the Club President DOWN one level... (YOU for Pres?)

WHEN Father wants to go on a Male-bonding venture into the bush, do the duty thing and rough it... RIGHT?
WRONG! Puncture everything before leaving the house.

WHEN your middle-management supervisor complains that 'it's not MY decision, I feel awful' while they downsize you, make them feel better by leaving quietly... RIGHT?
WRONG! Make him feel better with a punch in the face, GIVING them a decent reason to feel justified.

WHEN your ISP hassles you for money (while the rates continue to rise), just pay them , it's worth it... RIGHT?
WRONG! Tell them certain AOL executives won't be getting their 'special Xmas eCards'this year, unless your accounts are left intact.

...I have more.... coming soon. x Marty Bf

2004-05-11T02:07:00.000+10:00

Happy Mother's Day - this is for you who have/had a Mother...

> > > >If we could shrink the earth's population to a
> > > >village of precisely 100 people, with all the
existing
> > > >human ratios remaining the same, it would look
> > > >something like the following:

> > > >There would be:

> > > >57 Asians

> > > >21 Europeans

> > > >14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and
south

> > > >8 Africans

> > > >52 would be female

> > > >48 would be male

> > > >70 would be non-white

> > > >30 would be white

> > > >70 would be non-Christian

> > > >30 would be Christian

> > > >89 would be heterosexual

> > > >11 would be homosexual

> > > >6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's
> > > >wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.

> > > >80 would live in substandard housing

> > > >70 would be unable to read

> > > >50 would suffer from malnutrition

> > > >1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth

> > > >1 would have a tertiary education

> > > >1 would own a computer

> > > >When one considers our world from such a compressed
> > > >perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding
> > > >and education becomes glaringly apparent.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The following is also something to ponder...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If you woke up this morning with more health than
> > > >illness...you are more blessed than the million who
> > > >will not survive this week.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If you have never experienced the danger of battle,
> > > >the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of
torture,
> > > >or the pangs of starvation ....you are ahead of 500
> > > >million people in the world.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If you can attend a church meeting without fear of
> > > >harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are
more
> > > >blessed than three billion people in the world.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on
your
> > > >back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you
are
> > > >richer than 75% of this world.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and
> > > >spare change in a dish some place ... you are among
> > > >the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

> > > >If your parents are still alive and still married
...
> > > >you are very rare, even in the United States and
> > > >Canada.

> > > >If you can read this message, you just received a
> > > >double blessing in that someone was thinking of
you,
> > > >and furthermore, you are more blessed than over
> > > >two billion people in the world that cannot read at
> > > >all.

> > > >Someone once said:

> > > >What goes around comes around.

> > > >Work like you don't need the money.

> > > >Love like you've never been hurt.

> > > >Dance like nobody's watching.

> > > >Sing like nobody's listening.

> > > >Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

2004-04-27T22:38:00.000+10:00

It's actually 11pm here, just thought I'd say that first, I don't logon at 5am (usually) for any reason! And here I am, at the 2MBS station, with time on my hands for a fatter blog - yay. Here's why, and more:

1. The same week I hear about a mate missing an physio appointment (long awaited, long needed) because admin has ''two booking books'', and having to wait 2 more weeks for the next appointment. I'm here at the station with a useless studio booking (ie a double booking), because the same thing has happened here - my booking went into LAST WEEK'S sheet - crikey, some people just don't know how to do the right thing....

2. I saw CELEBRITY BOXING on TV for the first time this week. Picture this (if you can) : SCREECH from Saved By The Bell (a 90s classroom sitcom), versus HORSHACK from Welcome Back Kotter (a 70s classroom sitcom).... guess who won, and left the other with a nasty shiner?... hilarious.

3. REARRANGE the words 'nice love' into ONE WORD.... what you get is neither NICE nor LOVELY.... I love the foibles of the English language!
(so does Chuck D from Public Enemy, I've noticed)

4. In the recent US poll for WORST SONGS EVER, I knew that Achy Break Heart would make the Top 10.... but Ice Ice Baby??!!?? C'mon!

5. A store assistant at HMV this week did NOT even try to accelerate my order of a certain CD single, AFTER I said I might as well download it for free... I've already waited two weeks. (PS found it, in an urban store, the next day!)

That's all for now!

2004-04-25T18:37:00.000+10:00

ANZAC DAY, and the last of them just turned 105 years old.
It certainly puts a historic sense on it, i remember attending the services/marches in Grafton NSW, where the town was FULL of 'ZACs...
or at least, it felt like that... NO MORE WAR!!!!!!!

2004-04-23T14:26:00.000+10:00

I Luv black humor, so today's blog is someone else's due credit. The 'net is full of this, so I don't feel bad at all about blogging it. Enjoy.

> 1. Before criticizing people, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do
> criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.
>
> 2. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because,
> man, they're gone.
>
> 3. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
> We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
>
> 4. To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you
> walk around. That way, if anybody says,
> "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
>
> 5. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the
> face.
> 6. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
> is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing
> to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
>
> 7. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,
> because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
>
> 8. Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
> instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell
> on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
>
> 9. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
> choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
>
> 10. I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they
> don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some
> good ideas.
>
> 11. Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
> itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
> "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
>
> 12. If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying
> Forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
>
> 13. It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I
> guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking
> back and forth, wanting that money.
>
> 14. If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I
> bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
>
> 15. As the light changed from red to green to orange and back to red again,
> I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of
> honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
>
> 16. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And
> I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
>
> 17. I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in
> my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's
> just eggs hatching.
>
> 18. Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in
> the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
>
> 19. Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it,
> and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular
> window.
>
> 20. During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not
> putting on your armour because you were "just going down to the corner."
>
> 21. When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the
> police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started
> wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
>
> 22. Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,
> even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're
> talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
>
> 23. If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet
> it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a
> magazine.
>
> 24. Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
>
> 25. Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here,
> looking through your stuff.
>
> 26. For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a
> slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
>
> 27. I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a
> fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground,
> and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.
>
> 28. If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a
> peace treaty, just as I was signing, I'd glance over the treaty and then
> suddenly act surprised. "Wait a minute! I thought we won!"
>
> 29. Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for
> yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head."
> Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has
> beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think
> again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some
> people might actually think that.
>
> and finally..
>
> 30. I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me
> a lot of money."

2004-04-21T15:33:00.001+10:00

Shoot, my name's not Mary T, it's Marty B. Sorry about the confusion.
Actually, thanx to the same MISPRINT in 3D World magazine ages ago, I was DJ Mary B for a while
in the Clan Analogue circles.... ho ho. very funny.

2004-04-21T15:33:00.000+10:00

I forgot to mention - my radio show antics are all archived over at http://groups.msn.com/martysbatcave
and I have an eBay account WHICH WAS RECENTLY HACKED - that name is christinecomix.
I can't believe, after all the years I've been cybersavvy, that i fell for such an obvious trick: an email asking me for my eBay password. DAMN that e looked authentic, NEVER EVER AGAIN i tell you. the good news is that eBay KNOWS FULL WELL about this sort of thing happening all the time, so they were super-prepared to deal with the fallout. We lost not ONE CENT of credit or credibility, thanx to them reacting so effectively.
Welcome to the 21st century, please hand in your sense of self.

2004-04-13T14:10:00.000+10:00

(Easter is over) Another famous cave was opened this week a VERY LONG TIME AGO, and if you ask me, the male occupant was then off for a quick trip to India, finally buried there..... anyway, enuff about him. HI, MY NAME'S MARTY. I love music. Bet you do too. Hugsto blogspot, ccc, DJ hdd, and you. More soon.